Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.

 

[BillTre]

Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.

And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???

 

[fresh_42]

And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???

An Abraham's sandwich.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

An Abraham's sandwich.

Abraham includes Pastrami

 

[fresh_42]

Abraham includes Pastrami

This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.

 

[WWGD]

This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.

I think Turkey in Turkish is 'Gindi'

 

[davenn]

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and look how close it came to hitting the visitor centre

 

[256bits]

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Used to have those on airlines for listening pleasure.
https://apex.aero/articles/sound-tube-surprising-history-airline-headsets/
I still might have an old headset for nostalga sake.

 

[fresh_42]

Works!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???

A club sandwich?

 

[phinds]

A club sandwich?

I'll join that club.

 

[DrClaude]

I'll join that club.

 

[BillTre]

 

[nsaspook]

Today, there is a cure for male connector rejection.

 

[DennisN]

 

[statdad]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

Horse says "So when I'm grazing on the plains I can watch for predators."

 

[jtbell]

"You young flowers don't know how easy you have it these days!"

"OK, bloomer."

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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... just watching the Giro.

 

[DennisN]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

Diameter-challenged celestial body

 

[fresh_42]

The Saint is desperately needed!

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Ibix]

The Saint is desperately needed!View attachment 326498

The electrician's gospel says: Do not trifle with the lightning that lurketh in the capacitor, or thy mates may buy thy widow drinks and comfort her in ways of which thou might not approve.