Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.
 
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WWGD said:
Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
 
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BillTre said:
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
An Abraham's sandwich.
 
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fresh_42 said:
An Abraham's sandwich.
Abraham includes Pastrami
 
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WWGD said:
Abraham includes Pastrami
This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.
I think Turkey in Turkish is 'Gindi'
 
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BillTre said:
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
A club sandwich?
 
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WWGD said:
A club sandwich?
I'll join that club.
 
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phinds said:
I'll join that club.
 
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Today, there is a cure for male connector rejection.
 
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enigma said:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
Horse says "So when I'm grazing on the plains I can watch for predators."
 
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"You young flowers don't know how easy you have it these days!"

"OK, bloomer."
 
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Diameter-challenged celestial body
 
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The Saint is desperately needed!
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fresh_42 said:
The Saint is desperately needed!View attachment 326498
The electrician's gospel says: Do not trifle with the lightning that lurketh in the capacitor, or thy mates may buy thy widow drinks and comfort her in ways of which thou might not approve.
 
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