Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.
 
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WWGD said:
Geography, religion and meats:
Turkey: Ottoman Empire,
Ham: Muslims
Bacon: Britain ( Roger).
Rotisserie: 15:3.
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
 
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BillTre said:
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
An Abraham's sandwich.
 
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fresh_42 said:
An Abraham's sandwich.
Abraham includes Pastrami
 
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WWGD said:
Abraham includes Pastrami
This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.
 
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fresh_42 said:
This would be Hindi according to your ham logic.
I think Turkey in Turkish is 'Gindi'
 
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BillTre said:
And a turkey, ham, and bacon sandwich is what???
A club sandwich?
 
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WWGD said:
A club sandwich?
I'll join that club.
 
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phinds said:
I'll join that club.
 
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Today, there is a cure for male connector rejection.
 
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enigma said:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"
Horse says "So when I'm grazing on the plains I can watch for predators."
 
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"You young flowers don't know how easy you have it these days!"

"OK, bloomer."
 
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Diameter-challenged celestial body
 
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The Saint is desperately needed!
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fresh_42 said:
The Saint is desperately needed!View attachment 326498
The electrician's gospel says: Do not trifle with the lightning that lurketh in the capacitor, or thy mates may buy thy widow drinks and comfort her in ways of which thou might not approve.
 
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