Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
  • #2,651
Psinter said:
I realized I shouldn't be racist. That's why I equally hate everyone in the world. *grumpy* :mad:
that's an interesting solution
 
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  • #2,652
Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
 
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  • #2,653
the-abdomenable-snowman.jpg
 
  • #2,654
What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prarie; the other prowls on the hairy.
 
  • #2,655
Just heard a woman say: "He made such intense eye contact... I love that man."

Which of course made me think of...

Eye Contact
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duh
EDIT: To complete the combo, here is some more...

iContact

iPhone-Contacts.jpg
 
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  • #2,656
Shakespeare
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  • #2,657
Two lame jokes:
  1. Rights were violated? Thank goodness I'm a lefty.
  2. I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
 
  • #2,658
Psinter said:
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
This isn't very funny; lots of girls have this prob- ohhhhhhhhhhIgetit.
 
  • #2,659
a.long.little.jpg
 
  • #2,660
From my son's book:

Why can't pirates play cards?

They're sitting on the deck.
 
  • #2,661
From the radio:

What's another word for cute girl in English:

BBQ
-.-
 
  • #2,662
How many alphabets are there between C and K?273.
 
  • #2,663
Won't you join us?Just leave me argon!
 
  • #2,664
U235 has no cation.

But a caution!
 
  • #2,665
Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? - Because they always get stuck at C.
What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass? - Beer
 
  • #2,666
Be aware of Paul Harvey.He is radioactive!
 
  • #2,667
Cathodic protection works well

in Protestant countries!
 
  • #2,668
Salt bridge, aka

Tacoma!
 
  • #2,669
Bond Enthalpy is

007!
 
  • #2,670
The cause of Evariste Galois' sudden death.
Half-life!
 
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  • #2,672
I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
 
  • #2,673
I hate Facebook...

roy.omg.tea.jpg
 
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  • #2,674
Boy: I've never kissed a girl before.

Girl: Me neither.
 
  • #2,675
Did I tell you guys about my racing snail? He wasn't winning much any more. I looked at him and I thought, "you know, he's not very aerodynamic - maybe that's the problem". So I took his shell off to make him more streamlined. But it only made him more sluggish...
 
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  • #2,676
What does Mrs Batman say to call Batman in when lunch is ready?

Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, Batman!
 
  • #2,677
You know if it were for me I would marry you, but my mom doesn't let me.
Excuses, in case you didn't get it.
 
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c8fb1874e98d96c1f7f4a568a7cddc4b.jpg
 
  • #2,679
Probably has been posted before, but:
  1. What does one buttock says to the other?
    • Don't cross the line
  2. What does one rock says to another?
    • Life is hard.
 
  • #2,680
Did you hear the one about the teacher who took a morning after pill?
She wanted to make sure there was no child left behind.
 
  • #2,681
What does the United States says to its enemy countries who are warring and using GPS guided missiles?
-Use Apple Maps.
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Another one:

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  • #2,682
I wonoder how many times she got pulled over? :oldtongue:

Blonde.jpg
 
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Borg said:
I wonoder how many times she got pulled over? :oldtongue:

Blonde.jpg
"Yes officer, the wheels were on the top when I bought it..."

By the way, it's either a he, or she can't spell blonde.:wink:
 
  • #2,684
What does Bruce Wayne use to power his gadgets?

Bat-eries
 
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  • #2,685
Ibix said:
"Yes officer, the wheels were on the top when I bought it..."

By the way, it's either a he, or she can't spell blonde.:wink:
I am blonde, so that narrows it down :D

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  • #2,686
Classic literature updated...

Dr. Ahab psychoanalyzes a depressed whale: Mopy Dick.
 
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  • #2,687
Ibix said:
Did I tell you guys about my racing snail? He wasn't winning much any more. I looked at him and I thought, "you know, he's not very aerodynamic - maybe that's the problem". So I took his shell off to make him more streamlined. But it only made him more sluggish...
Epilogue:

So I bought him a car, and painted S's all along the side.
That way, when he raced down the street people can point and say "Lookit that Es car go!"
 
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  • #2,688
We need a "groan" button for this thread, when "like" isn't quite appropriate...
 
  • #2,689
Well, there goes my avatar. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,690
Got a bladder infection? Oops, urine trouble!
 
  • #2,691
jtbell said:
Classic literature updated...

Dr. Ahab psychoanalyzes a depressed whale: Mopy Dick.
In an astonishing coincidence, I heard this term a second time the same day - in an episode of Mike & Molly.
 
  • #2,692
Dear math, please accept the fact that x's gone and won't come back again. Stop asking us to find it for you and try to go on your life without it!:oldeyes:
 
  • #2,693
Lisa! said:
Dear math, please accept the fact that x's gone and won't come back again. Stop asking us to find it for you and try to go on your life without it!:oldeyes:
Y?
 
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  • #2,694
Borg said:
Y?
\frac{b\cos x}{u}
 
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  • #2,695
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.
 
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  • #2,696
jtbell said:
Classic literature updated...

Dr. Ahab psychoanalyzes a depressed whale: Mopy Dick.
Erectile dysfunction?
 
  • #2,697
Why does a hummingbird hum?

Because it doesn't know the words.
 
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  • #2,698
I'm cool because I'm 0K.

(Look carefully...)
 
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  • #2,699
PWiz said:
I'm cool because I'm 0K.

(Look carefully...)

:oldcool:
 
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insane+eye+doctor.jpg
 

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