Collection of Lame Jokes

  • Thread starter Thread starter quddusaliquddus
  • Start date Start date
  • Tags Tags
    Jokes
Click For Summary

Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #1,621
Char. Limit said:
I like this post.

It's been 5 hours now, and no one has made comment about my joke.

You really need to marry your girlfriend, and have about between 5 million and 3 billion kids.

Otherwise...
 
Physics news on Phys.org
  • #1,622
We get it. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,623
lolz
 
  • #1,624
Actually I didn't get it till this morning, so I couldn't comment on earlier.

But now, that I know what I am commenting on, I like it.
 
  • #1,625
Borek said:
Actually I didn't get it till this morning, so I couldn't comment on earlier.

But now, that I know what I am commenting on, I like it.

I can relate. I just now got jtbell's joke. It took me two days!:

jtbell said:
Archduke Otto von Habsburg, who died recently at the age of 98, was once told about an upcoming Austria-Hungary football (soccer) match. His response: "Who are we playing?"
 
  • #1,626
My eyes aren't so good anymore and at first I read a thread title in GD as "Boobs that changed your life". As I rushed to type the first of a hundred stories swirling in memory, I realized that the title was "Books that changed your life".

Well darn, that's not nearly as interesting.
 
  • #1,627
Ivan Seeking said:
My eyes aren't so good anymore and at first I read a thread title in GD as "Boobs that changed your life"

:smile::smile: I don't even know what the rest of your post says lololll
 
  • #1,628
When your wife tells you to switch roles in the bed, don't tell her you have a terrible headache.
 
  • #1,629
Ivan Seeking said:
My eyes aren't so good anymore and at first I read a thread title in GD as "Boobs that changed your life". As I rushed to type the first of a hundred stories swirling in memory, I realized that the title was "Books that changed your life".

Well darn, that's not nearly as interesting.

I've always found malfunctioning senses to be quite entertaining. Yesterday, I heard a commercial on the radio selling a drug that cured puppiness. I thought to myself, "If rootX took that drug, would he disappear?"

yes. I know. Time to change the batteries...
 
Last edited:
  • #1,630
Borek said:
When your wife tells you to switch roles in the bed, don't tell her you have a terrible headache.
:smile:

I love this lol
 
  • #1,631
I am SPAM-free today - so far.
 
  • #1,632
Borek said:
When your wife tells you to switch roles in the bed...
OmCheeto said:
yes. I know. Time to change the batteries...
Did I get some wires crossed? Again?
 
  • #1,633
Ivan Seeking said:
My eyes aren't so good anymore and at first I read a thread title in GD as "Boobs that changed your life". As I rushed to type the first of a hundred stories swirling in memory, I realized that the title was "Books that changed your life".

Well darn, that's not nearly as interesting.

Ahh yes. If there's one thing you can cling to in old age, it's the fond mammeries.

...err...fond memories...of mammeries. :rolleyes:
 
  • #1,634
Borek said:
When your wife tells you to switch roles in the bed, don't tell her you have a terrible headache.

Tell her to pass the TV remote and make it fast... and the ceiling needs painting.
 
  • #1,635
HeLiXe said:
:smile::smile: I don't even know what the rest of your post says lololll

I was just telling my wife about my error. She responded by saying "I can sure name a boob who changed my life!"

:rolleyes:

I don't think I like her tone. :confused:
 
  • #1,636
lloollol
 
  • #1,637
I've been holding this back... it might be in poor taste, but here goes... please no infractions.

Did you guys hear about the Exorcist movie? Yeah, they're going in a different direction with this one. This time a woman calls the devil to remove a priest from inside her son.
 
  • #1,638
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the Swiss bowling league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
 
  • #1,639
reminds me of myself :-p
im_an_idiot.png
 
  • #1,640
HeLiXe said:
reminds me of myself :-p
im_an_idiot.png
thumbs up! :biggrin:




----------

*employee #1 tied to missile*
Angry Boss: You're fired!
*presses launch button*
*turns to employee #2*
Angry Boss: You're fired! *torches him with a flamethrower*
*turns to #3*
Employee #3: Uuh, umm... eheh... I quit. *runs away as fast as he can*
Angry Boss: Hmm? I don't know what scared him so much. And I was going to to give him a promotion, too.
 
  • #1,641
craigslist_apartments.png

:smile: Free heat in short intense bursts :smile::smile:
 
  • #1,643
reminds me of the lorax
 
  • #1,644
A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that
every time he farts it sounds like honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the
problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist
announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll
have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says
the dentist.
Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes
farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the
dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up
he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess
makes the fart go honda.
 
  • #1,645
ThomasT said:
A man who is having gas problems explains to his doctor that
every time he farts it sounds like honda.
The doctor does an examination and finds nothing wrong with the man.
As a last resort he looks into the patient's mouth and finally spots the
problem. "I'm sorry, you'll have to go to a dentist for your problem."
So the man goes to see his dentist. After a quick exam, the dentist
announces that the man has an abscess. "No problem, I'll
have you fit and without your embarrassing problem in a jiffy," says
the dentist.
Sure enough, the man's problem disappears and he no longer makes
farts that sound like a honda. The next week the man calls up the
dentist and thanks him for all he's done for him. But before he hangs up
he asks the dentist how he knew the problem was caused by an abscess.
The dentist replies, "It's easy. Everyone knows that an abscess
makes the fart go honda.
I don't get it.
 
  • #1,646
FtlIsAwesome said:
thumbs up! :biggrin:




----------

*employee #1 tied to missile*
Angry Boss: You're fired!
*presses launch button*
*turns to employee #2*
Angry Boss: You're fired! *torches him with a flamethrower*
*turns to #3*
Employee #3: Uuh, umm... eheh... I quit. *runs away as fast as he can*
Angry Boss: Hmm? I don't know what scared him so much. And I was going to to give him a promotion, too.

lolololz maybe a promotion to the moon or something
 
  • #1,647
Lancelot59 said:
I don't get it.

I didn't either at first.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bit of a stretch.
 
  • #1,648
genepool said:
I didn't either at first.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bit of a stretch.

:smile: well, it is in the Lame Jokes thread!
 
  • #1,649
genepool said:
I didn't either at first.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Bit of a stretch.

Maybe if you stretch it past the breaking point...but okay.
 
  • #1,650
lisab said:
:smile: well, it is in the Lame Jokes thread!
Exactly. There are far to many clever and funny jokes in this thread imo.
 

Similar threads

Programming Jokes: Lame, Science & Math Jokes!
  • · Replies 470 ·
16
Replies
470
Views
36K
Why is the plural for moose not meese?
  • · Replies 10 ·
Replies
10
Views
988
Upload of photos directly from phone
  • · Replies 2 ·
Replies
2
Views
2K
Are All the Joke Threads Now Called 'Collection of Jokes'?
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
2K
Overload of positrons joke from Eureka
  • · Replies 4 ·
Replies
4
Views
5K
Are excuses for academic parties getting thinner or is it just me?
  • · Replies 2 ·
Replies
2
Views
4K
Collection of Science Fiction jokes
  • · Replies 17 ·
Replies
17
Views
5K
Bad Math Jokes
  • · Replies 420 ·
15
Replies
420
Views
43K
Undergrad Use probability without sample space?
  • · Replies 7 ·
Replies
7
Views
2K
Holding on to your hat, I mean roof
  • · Replies 15 ·
Replies
15
Views
2K