Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Last night, I thought of a funny play on words that would make a good joke. Then I thought that someone else must have already thought of it. This morning, I found that it is an actual website - Wookieepedia.
 
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phinds said:
If you're old enough to remember to song, you're old enough to appreciate the humor

now that tune is going round and round in my head
 
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OCR said:
Well. . . there goes the math lesson. . :rolleyes:
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It's time for Physics!

-Dan
 
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Ricky Gervais on the topic of getting annoyed on the Internet 😅 :

 
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WWGD said:
Basically By Bertolt Brecht. "Poor criminals rob a bank, rich criminals found one."
 
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The Big Ten college football conference needs a new name, because it actually has 14 teams this year, and 18 beginning next year. Yesterday they accidentally revealed their new branding during the Michigan - East Carolina game:

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fresh_42 said:

Some more dark humor on this topic...
...a little story told by the Prime Minister of Albania, Edi Rama:

 
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