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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Also, heard this from a friend of mine.

Husband and wife are deciding whether to have a cat. Husband says he doesn't want a cat. Wife says she wants a cat. So they compromise and have a cat.
 
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.. -> eat or take a nap -> do you want the thing to fall on the floor? -> ..
 
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Last guy's the pilot.
 
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Looks like too many wild women.
How would you even get to sleep?
 
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A friend liked to say, "There are two kinds of people: those who believe there are two kinds of people, and those who don't..."
 
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I have sexdaily dyslexia.
 
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