Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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A politician dies and ends up at the pearly gates. Saint Peter says “We have a policy for people of your profession. You must spend one day in heaven and then one day in hell. Then you choose where you want to spend eternity.”

He goes to heaven first where he finds angels singing and people playing harps. Heaven seems very boring to him so the next day he goes to hell. To his surprise he sees lush greenery and luxury five star hotels instead of a barren waste land and people being tortured. He’s greeted by satan who is wearing a tuxedo and sipping a martini. He says “Hell is misrepresented by humans. We have luxury hotels, the best chefs and top notch sports facilities including a large pool.”

The politician spends the entire day enjoying the luxury in hell. The next day he is taken back to the pearly gates and chooses to live in hell from now on. He is sent to hell. But this time he sees a barren waste land illuminated only by rivers of lava and hears the screams of people being tortured. Once again he sees satan in his tuxedo sipping on a martini. He asks satan “What happened to the luxury hotels?” Satan replies “Yesterday we were campaigning and today you voted.”
 
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phinds said:
Never gonna let you down
And hurt you.
 
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And they say German is difficult ...
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There's extra spice in teaching English in France...
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Saw something the other day that is both true and funny
God gives you family, but true friends make up for it
 
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I hear the movie studios are offering concessions to the striking actors: free lifetime popcorn, Icees, Junior Mints, Raisinets...
 
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jtbell said:
I hear the movie studios are offering concessions to the striking actors: free lifetime popcorn, Icees, Junior Mints, Raisinets...
That probably comes out to be higher than their acting wages!

-Dan
 
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topsquark said:
That probably comes out to be higher than their acting wages!

-Dan
And lifetime popcorn refers to popcorn that's been in the machines for a lifetime.
 
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WWGD said:
[...] My fellow short ladies know the struggle...
...to get your husbands to pay more attention to you? :oldconfused:
 
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