Collection of Lame Jokes

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

Why did the European settlers on Mauritius exterminate all the big flightless birds they found there?

Because they were tired of constantly stepping in piles of dodo doodoo.

 

[DaveC426913]

 

[nuuskur]

this got me in stitches

 

[topsquark]

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this got me in stitches

The scary thing is, I have a friend who honestly would not understand this joke.

-Dan

 

[pinball1970]

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She has a foot missing!?

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

She has a foot missing!?

No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

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[DaveC426913]

Not a lame joke, just an admission.How I feel answering any question in the hard science subforums.

 

[berkeman]

Not a lame joke, just an admission.

Believe me, I feel the same when cautiously venturing out into other forums here. We have amazing subject matter experts here in the Mentor and SA corps.

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[strangerep]

No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.

She probably just removed her prosthetic for the pic. A single nightstand getting ready for a one night stand?

Adam Hills gets around pretty well with just one foot. See his recent tv show "Grow Another Foot" about a (very) rough rugby competition for disabled people. According to Adam, it's about a bunch of disabled people trying to make each other even more disabled.

 

[DaveC426913]

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That's the joke I meant to post and then forgot what it was.

Wife: "Oh my God, Honey! Bag your bags! I won the lottery!"
Husband: "That's wonderful babe! Just lemme know what am I packing for - mountains or beach?"
Wife: "I don't care - just get out!"

 

[WWGD]

 

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