Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Why did the European settlers on Mauritius exterminate all the big flightless birds they found there?

Because they were tired of constantly stepping in piles of dodo doodoo.
 
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this got me in stitches :DD
 
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nuuskur said:
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this got me in stitches :DD
The scary thing is, I have a friend who honestly would not understand this joke.

-Dan
 
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pinball1970 said:
She has a foot missing!?
No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.
 
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Not a lame joke, just an admission.How I feel answering any question in the hard science subforums.
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DaveC426913 said:
Not a lame joke, just an admission.
Believe me, I feel the same when cautiously venturing out into other forums here. We have amazing subject matter experts here in the Mentor and SA corps. :smile:
 
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WWGD said:
No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.
She probably just removed her prosthetic for the pic. A single nightstand getting ready for a one night stand?

Adam Hills gets around pretty well with just one foot. See his recent tv show "Grow Another Foot" about a (very) rough rugby competition for disabled people. According to Adam, it's about a bunch of disabled people trying to make each other even more disabled.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That's the joke I meant to post and then forgot what it was.

Wife: "Oh my God, Honey! Bag your bags! I won the lottery!"
Husband: "That's wonderful babe! Just lemme know what am I packing for - mountains or beach?"
Wife: "I don't care - just get out!"
 
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