Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Why did the European settlers on Mauritius exterminate all the big flightless birds they found there?

Because they were tired of constantly stepping in piles of dodo doodoo.
 
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this got me in stitches :DD
 
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nuuskur said:
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this got me in stitches :DD
The scary thing is, I have a friend who honestly would not understand this joke.

-Dan
 
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pinball1970 said:
She has a foot missing!?
No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.
 
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Not a lame joke, just an admission.How I feel answering any question in the hard science subforums.
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DaveC426913 said:
Not a lame joke, just an admission.
Believe me, I feel the same when cautiously venturing out into other forums here. We have amazing subject matter experts here in the Mentor and SA corps. :smile:
 
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WWGD said:
No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.
She probably just removed her prosthetic for the pic. A single nightstand getting ready for a one night stand?

Adam Hills gets around pretty well with just one foot. See his recent tv show "Grow Another Foot" about a (very) rough rugby competition for disabled people. According to Adam, it's about a bunch of disabled people trying to make each other even more disabled.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That's the joke I meant to post and then forgot what it was.

Wife: "Oh my God, Honey! Bag your bags! I won the lottery!"
Husband: "That's wonderful babe! Just lemme know what am I packing for - mountains or beach?"
Wife: "I don't care - just get out!"
 
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