Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Why did the European settlers on Mauritius exterminate all the big flightless birds they found there?

Because they were tired of constantly stepping in piles of dodo doodoo.
 
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this got me in stitches :DD
 
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nuuskur said:
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this got me in stitches :DD
The scary thing is, I have a friend who honestly would not understand this joke.

-Dan
 
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pinball1970 said:
She has a foot missing!?
No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.
 
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Not a lame joke, just an admission.How I feel answering any question in the hard science subforums.
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DaveC426913 said:
Not a lame joke, just an admission.
Believe me, I feel the same when cautiously venturing out into other forums here. We have amazing subject matter experts here in the Mentor and SA corps. :smile:
 
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WWGD said:
No idea, though I doubt she could move around like that if she did.
She probably just removed her prosthetic for the pic. A single nightstand getting ready for a one night stand?

Adam Hills gets around pretty well with just one foot. See his recent tv show "Grow Another Foot" about a (very) rough rugby competition for disabled people. According to Adam, it's about a bunch of disabled people trying to make each other even more disabled.
 
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fresh_42 said:
That's the joke I meant to post and then forgot what it was.

Wife: "Oh my God, Honey! Bag your bags! I won the lottery!"
Husband: "That's wonderful babe! Just lemme know what am I packing for - mountains or beach?"
Wife: "I don't care - just get out!"
 
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