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A headline from the local small-town newspaper this week:

"State Troopers Spread Holiday Cheer to 130 Children Impacted by Highway Collisions"
 
Stop Killing Alligators to Make Gatorade
Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
I need funding to start a "Skeet Protection Society".
 
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Baluncore said:
Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...

but it's more productive to swat them.
 
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A bit too early for New Year's resolutions yet!
 
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