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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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A headline from the local small-town newspaper this week:
"State Troopers Spread Holiday Cheer to 130 Children Impacted by Highway Collisions"
"State Troopers Spread Holiday Cheer to 130 Children Impacted by Highway Collisions"
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Skeet shooting is a cruel and unproductive waste of resources.
I need funding to start a "Skeet Protection Society".
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I've got a couple of people I need to test for that.DennisN said:
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Skeeter shooting, on the other hand...Baluncore said:
but it's more productive to swat them.
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LOL:
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A bit too early for New Year's resolutions yet!nsaspook said:
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You need the proper gun for that: https://www.bugasalt.com/pages/how-gun-works. From their web site:jtbell said:
It's a CO2 powered air gun that shoots table salt. They claim an accurate range of three feet.
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