Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check? "Put it on my bill."
 
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I learned a new word today.

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and one that was written specifically for me:

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phinds said:
...COMPLANING I'M FAT
I didn't know Complan was a verb!
 
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DrGreg said:
I didn't know Complan was a verb!
Jokes don't require proper spelling. That's a well known, longstanding rule that I just made up.
 
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DrGreg said:
I didn't know Complan was a verb!
Hey, they only had 2 "I"s in their box of letters that day... :wink:
 
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Well the boy already equated 10 with 10! ... so some part of his brain must have known what that would mean.
 
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Orodruin said:
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I hope the boy's speech bubble in the third panel doesn't get counted as a wish.
 
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WWGD said:
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In the quantum world, if you get scared by the same thing twice, nothing new happens the second time. If you get scared of something else the second time, it's anyone's guess.
 
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I think I might have seen this here before, but it's worth repeating:
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I've been letting my hair grow longer and in anticipation of that, I decided to research what was the best shampoo.

I polled 100 women and almost all of them were very strongly of the opinion that I should get the hell out of their shower.
 
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My son was emphasizing some point or other recently and backed it up by saying that he based it on polling data.

I told him I didn't trust poles because I had taken a pole myself once and all it did was piss off everyone in the tent.

He said I was spelling it wrong. Damn youngster will make up anything to bolster his point.

My revenge will be to give his son lots of sugar and teach him to cuss.
 
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