Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check? "Put it on my bill."
 
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I learned a new word today.

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and one that was written specifically for me:

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phinds said:
...COMPLANING I'M FAT
I didn't know Complan was a verb!
 
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DrGreg said:
I didn't know Complan was a verb!
Jokes don't require proper spelling. That's a well known, longstanding rule that I just made up.
 
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DrGreg said:
I didn't know Complan was a verb!
Hey, they only had 2 "I"s in their box of letters that day... :wink:
 
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Well the boy already equated 10 with 10! ... so some part of his brain must have known what that would mean.
 
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Orodruin said:

I hope the boy's speech bubble in the third panel doesn't get counted as a wish.
 
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WWGD said:

In the quantum world, if you get scared by the same thing twice, nothing new happens the second time. If you get scared of something else the second time, it's anyone's guess.
 
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I think I might have seen this here before, but it's worth repeating:
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I've been letting my hair grow longer and in anticipation of that, I decided to research what was the best shampoo.

I polled 100 women and almost all of them were very strongly of the opinion that I should get the hell out of their shower.
 
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My son was emphasizing some point or other recently and backed it up by saying that he based it on polling data.

I told him I didn't trust poles because I had taken a pole myself once and all it did was piss off everyone in the tent.

He said I was spelling it wrong. Damn youngster will make up anything to bolster his point.

My revenge will be to give his son lots of sugar and teach him to cuss.
 

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