Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Given what he did to Twitter, he could name it T-Wrecks.
 
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  • #18,543
Orodruin said:
I want to see a free body diagram for the knots at either end of the "hammock".
 
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  • #18,544
Paid My Taxes.jpg
 
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  • #18,545
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
 
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
That strikes close to home for me because I'm on the town board.
 
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  • #18,549
I saved a very funny picture I saw in a group on facebook... :smile:
...it's in Swedish but I provide a translation below....

Övertyga telefonförsäljare.jpg

Translation:

"Mission:

Convince telemarketers that lizard people rule the Earth."
 
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  • #18,553
one astronomers should get ......

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  • #18,554
I'll reflect on it.
 
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  • #18,556
On the ides of March, Julius Caesar was accosted by some of his friends.

Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"

Julius: "Et two, Brutus."

Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.
 
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Cow.jpg
 
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
 
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phinds said:
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
You obviously don't know how to use duct tape efficiently.

 
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  • #18,561
From the monthly bill for my secondary credit card:
Zero penalty.jpg

Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....
 
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  • #18,562
I don't think that you need to go postal over it. :oldwink:
 
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I guess more on the weird side.

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