Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Given what he did to Twitter, he could name it T-Wrecks.
 
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Orodruin said:
I want to see a free body diagram for the knots at either end of the "hammock".
 
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Paid My Taxes.jpg
 
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
 
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
That strikes close to home for me because I'm on the town board.
 
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I saved a very funny picture I saw in a group on facebook... :smile:
...it's in Swedish but I provide a translation below....

Övertyga telefonförsäljare.jpg

Translation:

"Mission:

Convince telemarketers that lizard people rule the Earth."
 
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one astronomers should get ......

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I'll reflect on it.
 
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On the ides of March, Julius Caesar was accosted by some of his friends.

Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"

Julius: "Et two, Brutus."

Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.
 
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
 
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phinds said:
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
You obviously don't know how to use duct tape efficiently.

 
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From the monthly bill for my secondary credit card:
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Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....
 
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I don't think that you need to go postal over it. :oldwink:
 
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I guess more on the weird side.

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