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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Given what he did to Twitter, he could name it T-Wrecks.
 
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I want to see a free body diagram for the knots at either end of the "hammock".
 
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DennisN said:
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I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
 
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DennisN said:
I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture :smile:.
That strikes close to home for me because I'm on the town board.
 
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I saved a very funny picture I saw in a group on facebook... :smile:
...it's in Swedish but I provide a translation below....

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Translation:

"Mission:

Convince telemarketers that lizard people rule the Earth."
 
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one astronomers should get ......

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I'll reflect on it.
 
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  • #18,556
On the ides of March, Julius Caesar was accosted by some of his friends.

Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"

Julius: "Et two, Brutus."

Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.
 
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Cow.jpg
 
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
 
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phinds said:
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
You obviously don't know how to use duct tape efficiently.

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  • #18,561
From the monthly bill for my secondary credit card:
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Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....
 
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I don't think that you need to go postal over it. :oldwink:
 
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I guess more on the weird side.

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