Collection of Lame Jokes

[Borg]

Given what he did to Twitter, he could name it T-Wrecks.

 

[BillTre]

 

[jbriggs444]

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I want to see a free body diagram for the knots at either end of the "hammock".

 

[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

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You are not being taxed enough.

 

[DennisN]

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I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture .

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jrmichler]

I might as well add that there was no political intention at all with my posting.
I just thought it was a funny picture .

That strikes close to home for me because I'm on the town board.

 

[DennisN]

I saved a very funny picture I saw in a group on facebook...
...it's in Swedish but I provide a translation below....

Translation:

"Mission:

Convince telemarketers that lizard people rule the Earth."

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[Ibix]

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Star Trek has its own TV Tropes page for actors who've played multiple roles.

 

[davenn]

one astronomers should get ......

 

[Ibix]

I'll reflect on it.

 

[nsaspook]

Star Trek has its own TV Tropes page for actors who've played multiple roles.

 

[jtbell]

On the ides of March, Julius Caesar was accosted by some of his friends.

Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"

Julius: "Et two, Brutus."

Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

 

[phinds]

No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels

 

[jack action]

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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels

You obviously don't know how to use duct tape efficiently.

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[jrmichler]

From the monthly bill for my secondary credit card:

Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....

 

[Borg]

I don't think that you need to go postal over it.

 

[berkeman]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

A solar eclipse ... while pregnant ...
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...ss-during-the-eclipse/articleshow/7631200.cms

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...-day-of-surya-grahan/articleshow/99613295.cms

Isn't a Solar eclipse enlightening?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

I guess more on the weird side.

 

[berkeman]