Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #18,601
How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what they want to change it to.

(Wow, my iPhone's "predictive text" predicted every word of the answer!)[/size]
 
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  • #18,605
BillTre said:
"Ballet of the Unhatched Chicks" from Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition:

 
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  • #18,606
jtbell said:
"Ballet of the Unhatched Chicks" from Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition:


An electronic version of the same piece, by the Japanese electronic music pioneer Isao Tomita.

 
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  • #18,615
Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode.
Got in the car and the door fell off!
 
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  • #18,616
What did the supervisor say to the worker who forgot to install the bolts on the 737?

That's just plane nuts!
 
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phinds said:
Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode.
Got in the car and the door fell off!
What sound does an airplane door make as it bounces off the ground several times?

Boeiiing! Boeiing! Boeing!
 
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Orodruin said:
What sound does an airplane door make as it bounces off the ground several times?

Boeiiing! Boeiing! Boeing!
Only if someone is there to hear it.
 
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  • #18,623
Pirate ship : Thugboat
 
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  • #18,624
Isn't every beach town a naval observatory?
 
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Thread on molarity moved to ethics subforum by request of the dyslexic.
 
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WWGD said:
Thread on molarity moved to ethics subforum by request of the dyslexic.
Took me a minute.
 
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Bystander said:
Took me a minute.
Only took ... me unit.
 
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Bystander said:
Took me a minute.
A manatee?
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  • #18,629
Wow. This is pretty much the story of my life just with C and assembler instead of Perl:

https://m.xkcd.com/519/
 
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sbrothy said:
Wow. This is pretty much the story of my life just with C and assembler instead of Perl:

https://m.xkcd.com/519/
Insert BASIC on Commodore PET for me.
 

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