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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #18,601
How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what they want to change it to.

(Wow, my iPhone's "predictive text" predicted every word of the answer!)[/size]
 
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BillTre said:
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"Ballet of the Unhatched Chicks" from Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition:

 
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jtbell said:
"Ballet of the Unhatched Chicks" from Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition:


An electronic version of the same piece, by the Japanese electronic music pioneer Isao Tomita.

 
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  • #18,615
Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode.
Got in the car and the door fell off!
 
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  • #18,616
What did the supervisor say to the worker who forgot to install the bolts on the 737?

That's just plane nuts!
 
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phinds said:
Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode.
Got in the car and the door fell off!
What sound does an airplane door make as it bounces off the ground several times?

Boeiiing! Boeiing! Boeing!
 
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Orodruin said:
What sound does an airplane door make as it bounces off the ground several times?

Boeiiing! Boeiing! Boeing!
Only if someone is there to hear it.
 
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Pirate ship : Thugboat
 
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Isn't every beach town a naval observatory?
 
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Thread on molarity moved to ethics subforum by request of the dyslexic.
 
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WWGD said:
Thread on molarity moved to ethics subforum by request of the dyslexic.
Took me a minute.
 
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Bystander said:
Took me a minute.
Only took ... me unit.
 
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Took me a minute.
A manatee?
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  • #18,629
Wow. This is pretty much the story of my life just with C and assembler instead of Perl:

https://m.xkcd.com/519/
 
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sbrothy said:
Wow. This is pretty much the story of my life just with C and assembler instead of Perl:

https://m.xkcd.com/519/
Insert BASIC on Commodore PET for me.
 

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