Collection of Lame Jokes

[jtbell]

How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what they want to change it to.

(Wow, my iPhone's "predictive text" predicted every word of the answer!)[/size]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

 

[jtbell]

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"Ballet of the Unhatched Chicks" from Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition:

 

[DrGreg]

"Ballet of the Unhatched Chicks" from Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition:

An electronic version of the same piece, by the Japanese electronic music pioneer Isao Tomita.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jtbell]

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[DennisN]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[johntpl]

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Be the meme you’d like to see in the world…

 

[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode.
Got in the car and the door fell off!

 

[Borg]

What did the supervisor say to the worker who forgot to install the bolts on the 737?

Spoiler

That's just plane nuts!

 

[Orodruin]

Accidentally put my phone in airplane mode.
Got in the car and the door fell off!

What sound does an airplane door make as it bounces off the ground several times?

Spoiler

Boeiiing! Boeiing! Boeing!

 

[WWGD]

What sound does an airplane door make as it bounces off the ground several times?

Spoiler

Boeiiing! Boeiing! Boeing!

Only if someone is there to hear it.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[Swamp Thing]

Pirate ship : Thugboat

 

[jtbell]

Isn't every beach town a naval observatory?

 

[WWGD]

Thread on molarity moved to ethics subforum by request of the dyslexic.

 

[Bystander]

Thread on molarity moved to ethics subforum by request of the dyslexic.

Took me a minute.

 

[DaveC426913]

Took me a minute.

Only took ... me unit.

 

[Orodruin]

Took me a minute.

A manatee?

 

[sbrothy]

Wow. This is pretty much the story of my life just with C and assembler instead of Perl:

https://m.xkcd.com/519/

 

[DaveC426913]

Wow. This is pretty much the story of my life just with C and assembler instead of Perl:

https://m.xkcd.com/519/

Insert BASIC on Commodore PET for me.