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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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berkeman said:
Took me 5 seconds...
phinds said:
...took me a good minute...
At least it didn't take you a degree.
 
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DrGreg said:
At least it didn't take you a degree.
It did seem like a rather protracted period.
 
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Oh, this could go on for a while. I'm going out for coffee. Please, everyone get it out of your system before I come back. :smile:
 
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I want Tony Danza to be invited to play Jeopardy, so he can answer the question:

" She was the Secretary of Education under Trump"

Tony Danza: Who's DeVos.
 
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WWGD said:
I want Tony Danza to be invited to play Jeopardy, so he can answer the question respond to the clue:

"She was the Secretary of Education under Trump"

Tony Danza: Who's DeVos.
Fixed that for you... :wink:
 
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berkeman said:
Fixed that for you... :wink:
Yes, they're not quite real questions.
 
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An Irishman in a Dublin pub has the habit of ordering three separate pints of Guinness. He would set them down on the table and carefully take a sip from each glass one-by-one.

This goes on for many weeks when someone in the pub gets curious and decides to ask the man why he does this. He answers, "You see, I have two brothers and they've both moved far away. We all decided that every time any us orders Guinness that we would get three pints in order to remember our two other brothers.

This goes on for months.

One day the lad in Dublin orders two pints instead of three and begins sipping from the two glasses. Someone in the bar notices this and walks over to offer his condolences.

"I am so sorry for your loss", the patron says.

"Haha! No, both of my brothers are just fine, but I've stopped drinking."
 
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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

We don’t know yet… they’re still arguing about it.
 
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jtbell said:
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A simple majority. In the event of a tie, the Vice President holds the stepladder.
 
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Well-digger's chant: Boron

"Prometheum anything, but give her Arpége."

What does a doctor do? Helium? Curium?

Have went (bad grammar) = Argon

What does a gravedigger do? Barium

What does a cop do? Cesium

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg
 
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jtbell said:
Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg
Since it's highly exothermic, it's OMg in more ways than one. :oldwink:
 
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