Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #1,861
DaveC426913 said:
Who's there?

FlexGunship lost interest. :biggrin:

Did you get it? :biggrin:
 
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  • #1,862
drizzle said:
FlexGunship lost interest. :biggrin:

Did you get it? :biggrin:

Still no.

I feel like I'm being pelted with joke-shaped acorns by a pack of squirrels.

Am I the only one that didn't get orbital sanders?
Was that so obvious that I need to take remedial jokes class?
Is knock knock related?
Did Flex fall off his chair in the middle of typing his answer?
Has the knock knock had a punchline yet? Did I miss that too?

Oh, wait...
 
  • #1,863
FlexGunship said:
To
To who?
 
  • #1,864
DaveC426913 said:
To who?

Tsk tsk... to whom
 
  • #1,865
:smile:

It's better for you not to know Dave, cause it's LAME and
 
  • #1,866
FlexGunship said:
Tsk tsk... to whom

Ha ha. No. It's 'to who?'

Or is this another joke I'm not getting?

I just want to go home.
 
  • #1,867
BobG said:
We're all waiting for Dave to answer it.

Dave's not here man. :smile:
 
  • #1,868
Isaacsname said:
Dave's not here man. :smile:

Is it true you can make all kinds of clothing and rope out of hemp?
 
  • #1,869
Lancelot59 said:
Is it true you can make all kinds of clothing and rope out of hemp?

... ... I hurd something about it
 
  • #1,870
Lancelot59 said:
Is it true you can make all kinds of clothing and rope out of hemp?

Really? Man, I gotta' check out this brochure! <eats sandwich>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8eKY0VRZk
 
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  • #1,871
FlexGunship said:
Really? Man, I gotta' read these pamphlets! <eats sandwich>

I did some graphic design work for a hemp clothing company years back.

http://en.ecolution.com/

Pretty impressive for a natural fabric, imo. I have a hemp shower curtain that's 7 years old, still looks almost new, mildew won't touch it.

 
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  • #1,872
Isaacsname said:
... ... I hurd something about it

There goes the futurama joke...
 
  • #1,873
Hey Dave

What do you call a Stizostedion lucioperca that swims around the same rock it's whole life ?
 
  • #1,874
Isaacsname said:
Hey Dave

What do you call a Stizostedion lucioperca that swims around the same rock it's whole life ?

A perch with a gamey leg?
 
  • #1,875
DaveC426913 said:
A perch with a gamey leg?

:smile:
 
  • #1,876
Ok, I'm finished with the sanding jokes. :rolleyes:

Moving on..

What do you call a nun with a bad habit ?

" Inappropriately dressed "
 
  • #1,877
The reference book men have been waiting for is finally available:

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  • #1,878
Shortly thereafter, "Understanding Men" is released...

[URL]http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4148/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4148R-1749.jpg[/URL]
 
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  • #1,879
Stop, Dave...

[PLAIN]http://venturebeat.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/243321.jpg

My mind is going... I can feel it...
 
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  • #1,880
IMP said:
The reference book men have been waiting for "Understanding Women" is finally available:

attachment.php?attachmentid=40351&d=1319639308.jpg

I am sorry to report that this is only the index...

book_understanding_women_01.jpg
 
  • #1,881
DaveC426913 said:
Shortly thereafter, "Understanding Men" is released...

[URL]http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4148/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4148R-1749.jpg
[/URL]

:smile:

I scrolled from the bottom up and was like
"what is that?"
"is there something on it?"
"What is he pointing to?"
And then I realized why I cannot understand men :-p
 
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  • #1,882
:smile: I showed it to my mom and she did the same thing LOL
 
  • #1,883
A TOURIST in Vienna was walking through a graveyard when he heard music

coming from a grave. The headstone read, "Lugwig von Beethoven, 1770 - 1827.

Then, the tourist recognized the music as the 9th Symphony played backward.



Puzzled the man left the graveyard and persuaded a friend to return with him. By

the time they got back to the grave, the music had changed to the 7th Symphony.

It too played backward.



The friends agreed to consult a music scholar. When the three men went to the

grave, they heard the 5th Symphony playing backward. The scholar noted that

the order of the songs itself was backward, going by when they were written.



By the next day, a throng had gathered around the grave, listening to a backward

playing 2nd Symphony. Just then, the graveyard caretaker ambled up to the

group, "It's nothing to worry about ," he declared, "He's just decomposing."
 
  • #1,884


Monty Python's Decomposing Composers.

They're Decomposing Composers
There nothing much anyone can do
You can still hear Beethoven
But Beethoven cannot hear you
 
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  • #1,885
Son: Dad, I want to go for a 50 Cent concert!

Dad: Sure. Here's a dollar. Take your sister too.
 
  • #1,886
Far Side had that same idea...

decomposing_maestro.jpg
 
  • #1,887
Did you hear about the Amish flu?

There are only two symptoms.

First you get a little hoarse... then you get a little buggy.
 
  • #1,888
Isaacsname said:
Did you hear about the Amish flu?

There are only two symptoms.

First you get a little hoarse... then you get a little buggy.

Ha! It's funny!
 
  • #1,889
McLaren Rulez said:
Son: Dad, I want to go for a 50 Cent concert!

Dad: Sure. Here's a dollar. Take your sister too.
:smile:
 
  • #1,890
A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'

A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
 

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