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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Hate on the 'new' all you want, but cybertrucks are selling on the used market for $150,000 around me.phinds said:
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LOL. That's a bad sign that Tesla just came out with them, and they are already getting dumped on the market. Might as well buy a new one, or not...docnet said:Hate on the 'new' all you want, but cybertrucks are selling on the used market for $150,000 around me.
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If one considers that Cybertrucks range from $80,000 to $102,000 and the waitlist for buying one is around 4 years, these sellers are poised to make money from people who have lots of $$ and don't want to wait to buy one. And the inflated prices are probably a sign of the hype more than people who changed their minds. I would bet some people never purchased to keep the car for themselves, in the first place.
If I had that much money to spend, which I don't, I'd buy me a Steinway piano which would provide many hours of joy
.Heck, $190,000 is 1/4 of the average price of houses around me.
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Urea: the fuel of the future!phinds said:
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Funny story: They only got that name because of that mathemacian who had constipation, and had to work it out with a ... #2 pencil ...jtbell said:
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see post #19,050 just above where you posted this.
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A Navy recruiting office poster.
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Honeydew it, of course.phinds said:
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I took an online Iq test that sends you the results back by email. I made sure to get everything wrong and gave my friend's name ( Edit: IIRC and last name initial) and email address. Wonder how he will react to the email titled: " John, your IQ is 29", not having an idea where it came from.
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Your friend will probably ignore it, believing it either to be phish or spam.WWGD said:
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unless he/she has an IQ of 29.symbolipoint said:
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Um, you failed right of the gate. I'd ask you why, but it would probably be pointless...WWGD said:
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I would have said 3, but whatever ...
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I would have said 1. This way, I answered it correctly (mod 3) and avoided winning the prize simultaneously.phinds said:
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What did the polka band leader name his daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two...
Anna One, Anna Two...
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This will be repetitious, but...
Another description for a naughty donkey?
You'all already know this. RIght?
(Bad Ass)
Another description for a naughty donkey?
You'all already know this. RIght?
(Bad Ass)
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How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 6 because my basement is still dark.
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"Hello Darkness my Old Friend, I stood up too fast Again."phinds said:
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nsaspook said:
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because a pain softly creeping
left its ouch while I was sleeping
and the pains that were planted in my back
will come back
within the sound of moving.
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A scientist and an accountant schedule a meeting for 8 o' clock. The accountant shows up the next day at 8:00 AM and waits a few minutes, wondering where the scientist is. At 8:22 AM, the scientist shows up and acts like nothing is up. The meeting proceeds, and they schedule a new meeting the same time next week. Again, the accountant shows up at 8:00 AM, and waits around until 8:16 before the scientist shows up. He figures that maybe it's just a coincidence and let's it slide. They have the meeting and schedule another one the same time next week. This time, the accountant overslept but manages to arrive at the office building at exactly 8:25 AM. He thinks to himself, "well he is probably also a little late as well". The accountant goes through the building and finds the meeting room, which takes a few minutes and it is now 8:30 AM. The scientist, irate and frustrated goes: "Where were you!? You're an hour late!"