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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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I don't think that needs a translation ...
... but for the curious: "Men who already had 10 beers will know what this is good for."
... but for the curious: "Men who already had 10 beers will know what this is good for."
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Mr.Lovenstein's cartoons can be so relatably darkdextercioby said:
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Clearly, one of them ran faster than the other two.
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When you just want to play your guitar but your dad is that guy from Pink Floyd
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When you just want to go out but that guy from Pink Floyd plans a concert
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Woodworking humor:
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...and one in each coat, one in each backpack...phinds said:
Oh! That was for my migraines. Sorry!
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Seems I'm not the only one who has ibu and asa within reach.topsquark said:
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IMO "Beech, beech, beech" would have been better.phinds said:
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If you can do it, it reflects badly on youfresh_42 said:
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.ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ pᴉɐɹⅎɐ ɯ╻IIbix said:
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My mother, a second grade school teacher, developed the useful skill of reading children's handwriting upside-down.fresh_42 said:
[My useless skill is reciting the alphabet backward]
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I dunno, it might be pretty amusing during DUI tests...jbriggs444 said:
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I used to be able to do that and had the opportunity to use it that way once. No, I wasn't drunk.berkeman said:I dunno, it might be pretty amusing during DUI tests...
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LOL. How did the officer take it?Borg said:
