Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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I had been asked to recite the alphabet and screwed it up because I had been practicing it backwards. When I messed up, he asked if I had been drinking and I explained that I had been practicing it in reverse. He then asked me to do it that way, I got it right and he sent me on my way.
 
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fresh_42 said:
.ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ pᴉɐɹⅎɐ ɯ╻I
¡ǝʅʅᴉꟽ ǝᴉzɐɹ⅁

¡sʞɹoʍ ʅʅᴉʇs ʞʍɐɥɹǝʌoH ɹoʇɐʅnɔʅɐϽ uoᴉɥsnϽ ɹᴉ∀ ʇⅎɐɹɔɹǝʌoH ǝɥꓕ .snoᴉɹǝs uɐɥʇ ʎuunⅎ ǝɹoɯ ʎʅʅɐnʇɔɐ ʇnq ǝnʅɐʌ ʅɐɔᴉuɥɔǝʇ ⅎo ʎʅʅɐɯɹoⅎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ sʞuᴉʅ uᴉ pǝʇsǝɹǝʇuᴉ osʅɐ ɯ╻I ʍou ʇɥƃᴉɹ pɐǝɹ puɐ ǝǝs uɐɔ noʎ s∀ .ʍouʞ ǝɯ ʇǝʅ ǝsɐǝʅd ʻsɹoʇɐʅnɔʅɐɔ ǝuᴉʅuo ⅎo ʇsᴉʅ ʎɯ oʇ pǝppɐ ǝq uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ spunodɯoɔ ʅɐɔᴉɯǝɥɔ ɹo sƃoʅɐʇɐɔ ʅɐɔᴉƃoʅoᴉq .ƃ.ǝ ʻsǝƃɐdqǝʍ - ɔᴉⅎᴉʇuǝᴉɔs ʎʅqɐɹǝⅎǝɹd - ʎuɐ ʍouʞ noʎ ⅎI .pǝʞoʌoɹdun ʎʅƃuᴉɯǝǝs ʇsǝnbǝɹ ʎɯ puǝs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ I os ǝsɐɔ ǝɥʇ ʇ╻usɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ʻʎʅǝʇɐunʇɹoⅎuՈ .pǝʞsɐ ǝʌɐɥ pʅnoʍ ǝuoǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ pǝdoɥ I ʻʅʅǝϺ

Last time upside down, I promise. Thanks for reading!

Well, I hoped that someone would have asked. Unfortunately, this wasn't the case so I have to send my request seemingly unprovoked. If you know any - preferably scientific - webpages, e.g. biological catalogs or chemical compounds that can be added to my list of online calculators, please let me know. As you can see and read right now I'm also interested in links that are formally of technical value but actually more funny than serious. The Hovercraft Air Cushion Calculator Hoverhawk still works!

Grazie Mille!
 
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More cowball!

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 
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fresh_42 said:
Cow Lottery:

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The winner depends on where the cow patties land, right?
 
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jtbell said:
The winner depends on where the cow patties land, right?
Yep.
 
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dextercioby said:
It is good to see the AI got the CAPTCHA wrong.
(e3TJ6JdP vs the correct e3TJ6Jdp)
 
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davenn said:
I just love how they are blocking a stopped escalator. Imagine someone having to use their legs to move themselves! Especially if they are in a hurry to go to the gym to use one of these:

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The only thing flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
 
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When I'm explaining AI biases to people, I often use the analogy of ChatGPT telling a flat-Earther that the Earth is round and how they might perceive it as being biased against their beliefs. There's always a bias of some sort - whether it's an AI or a person.
 
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A room temperature superconductor (RTSC) walks into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve RTSCs in this bar."
The RTSC turns around and walks away, without showing any resistance.
 
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From Google Maps.

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