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Well, if you drive fast enough through Hwy 7...berkeman said:LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it...
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Medieval jokes... for real!
A killer bunny:
"A rabbit executes a hunter in the Smithfield Decretals manuscript, decorated in London in the 1340s. (British Library)"
Source: What cracked up medieval peasants? Killer bunnies and poop jokes, apparently (Washington Post)
A killer bunny:
"A rabbit executes a hunter in the Smithfield Decretals manuscript, decorated in London in the 1340s. (British Library)"
Source: What cracked up medieval peasants? Killer bunnies and poop jokes, apparently (Washington Post)
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Now all of a sudden everything makes sense! I always wondered where they got that idea from ...DennisN said:Medieval jokes... for real!
A killer bunny:
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"A rabbit executes a hunter in the Smithfield Decretals manuscript, decorated in London in the 1340s. (British Library)"
Source: What cracked up medieval peasants? Killer bunnies and poop jokes, apparently (Washington Post)
It is in the collective memory of the British!
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Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, water, and outer space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.
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"I don't care that it's a gear-up landing! I have one job and that's to chock wheels!"
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, water, and outer space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.
A-10 Groundhog
"I don't care that it's a gear-up landing! I have one job and that's to chock wheels!"
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I knew it sounded familiar!jtbell said:
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No, but it leads to a post office.berkeman said:LOL, thanks! Strangely, nearby Post Office Road does not seem to have a Post Office on it...
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You younger folks here likely don't know who Red Skelton was. He was a comedian and comic actor back when more comedians than not told all clean jokes.
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OK, this is deep...If Moles, kind of like Cubits... random value defined...we create 'Mubits' that Old Testament chemists could apply to that song by the 'Eric Burdon & War - Spill The Wine' and be able to define...'That Girl' Me + That -> Know You -^- lololo ...quddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ...
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Some more medieval jokes...
...and a Grim Reaper joke:
...and a Grim Reaper joke:
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A little Facebook humor....
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
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I should have Czech'd beforehand.
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This morning I saw an interview with Seymour Nussenbaum, an artist from New York. After D-Day, he was part of the "ghost army" that set up inflatable tanks, dummy soldiers etc. in northern France to decoy German spy planes away from the real army.
These operations were classified military secrets until decades after the war ended.
Interviewer: "So when your family and friends asked you what you did in the war, what did you tell them?"
Nussenbaum: "I blew up tanks."
These operations were classified military secrets until decades after the war ended.
Interviewer: "So when your family and friends asked you what you did in the war, what did you tell them?"
Nussenbaum: "I blew up tanks."
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Must be the best pun ever...jtbell said:
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A new firearm just for terrorists.quddusaliquddus said:Lamest joke you know ...
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What could you do ambidextrously that you can't do now?DrGreg said:
Edit: lol the joke went right over me at first
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