Collection of Lame Jokes

[Orodruin]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

I shaved my head completely for Summer. Now, when I enter a room, I ask: " Did someone rub a lamp twice?".

 

[fresh_42]

Is this the case? When Apollo XI lifted off, there was a zero, and ignition is at t - 5 seconds.

artistic freedom

 

[jack action]

You will never guess it right but you will surely laugh:

https://fb.watch/sEcZwFqjYs/​

 

[nsaspook]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[renormalize]

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[WWGD]

Finally home after a long day. Sofa so good.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[Borg]

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Maybe that's the result of him clawing his owner as he was parking.

 

[phinds]

 

[Ibix]

"Man walks down the street in that poncho, you know he ain't afraid of anythin'."

 

[WWGD]

A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:

- I am a type-A, says the priest.

- I know I am type-B, says the imam.

The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:

- I think … I think … I am a type-O

The Taiwanese priest is a Tai pei personality.

 

[WWGD]

My friend Patrick changed his name to Joseph. Now his an expat.

 

[WWGD]

Hey, I want my confocal hyperbola too:

Where can I get one ??!!

 

[fresh_42]

Hey, I want my confocal hyperbola too:
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Where can I get one ??!!

The question is, to figure out which Aurelius is meant. My proposal:

So look out for the nearest hippobola! Unfortunately, a quick search didn't show any hippobolas under King Julien's reign.

 

[Borg]

 

[fresh_42]

My date said she was going to the bathroom and used the front door.
How stupid can you be?

 

[berkeman]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[davenn]

another day in Phoenix, AZ

 

[davenn]

Wow ...imagine staying up till 9pm

 

[Gifovaco]

Wow ...imagine staying up till 9pm

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Don't forget the naps, the 'advanced' afternoon delights....

 

[Gifovaco]

another day in Phoenix, AZ
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We make sure it persists....

 

[davenn]

 

[Gifovaco]

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Oh 'Fleas' Dr 'Fleas' some more of these... what a drag it is ... on my own....

 

[Swamp Thing]

 

[Gifovaco]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Almost instruction set....what processor..??...haha

 

[fresh_42]