Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

PREREQUISITES
  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
  • Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
  • Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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I shaved my head completely for Summer. Now, when I enter a room, I ask: " Did someone rub a lamp twice?".
 
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DrClaude said:
Is this the case? When Apollo XI lifted off, there was a zero, and ignition is at t - 5 seconds.


artistic freedom
 
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Finally home after a long day. Sofa so good.
 
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renormalize said:
Maybe that's the result of him clawing his owner as he was parking.
 
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"Man walks down the street in that poncho, you know he ain't afraid of anythin'."
 
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Orodruin said:
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:

- I am a type-A, says the priest.

- I know I am type-B, says the imam.

The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:

- I think … I think … I am a type-O
The Taiwanese priest is a Tai pei personality.
 
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My friend Patrick changed his name to Joseph. Now his an expat.
 
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Hey, I want my confocal hyperbola too:
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Where can I get one ??!!
 
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WWGD said:
Hey, I want my confocal hyperbola too:
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Where can I get one ??!!

The question is, to figure out which Aurelius is meant. My proposal:
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So look out for the nearest hippobola! Unfortunately, a quick search didn't show any hippobolas under King Julien's reign.
 
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My date said she was going to the bathroom and used the front door.
How stupid can you be?
 
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another day in Phoenix, AZ
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Wow ...imagine staying up till 9pm

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davenn said:
Wow ...imagine staying up till 9pm

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Don't forget the naps, the 'advanced' afternoon delights....
 
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davenn said:
Oh 'Fleas' Dr 'Fleas' some more of these... what a drag it is ... on my own....
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Almost instruction set....what processor..??...haha
 
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