Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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I shaved my head completely for Summer. Now, when I enter a room, I ask: " Did someone rub a lamp twice?".
 
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DrClaude said:
Is this the case? When Apollo XI lifted off, there was a zero, and ignition is at t - 5 seconds.


artistic freedom
 
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Finally home after a long day. Sofa so good.
 
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renormalize said:
Maybe that's the result of him clawing his owner as he was parking.
 
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"Man walks down the street in that poncho, you know he ain't afraid of anythin'."
 
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Orodruin said:
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit enter a blood bank to donate. The receiving nurse asks for their blood type:

- I am a type-A, says the priest.

- I know I am type-B, says the imam.

The rabbit looks a bit lost and finally stammers:

- I think … I think … I am a type-O
The Taiwanese priest is a Tai pei personality.
 
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My friend Patrick changed his name to Joseph. Now his an expat.
 
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Hey, I want my confocal hyperbola too:
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Where can I get one ??!!
 
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WWGD said:
Hey, I want my confocal hyperbola too:
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Where can I get one ??!!

The question is, to figure out which Aurelius is meant. My proposal:
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So look out for the nearest hippobola! Unfortunately, a quick search didn't show any hippobolas under King Julien's reign.
 
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My date said she was going to the bathroom and used the front door.
How stupid can you be?
 
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another day in Phoenix, AZ
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Wow ...imagine staying up till 9pm

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davenn said:
Wow ...imagine staying up till 9pm

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Don't forget the naps, the 'advanced' afternoon delights....
 
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davenn said:
Oh 'Fleas' Dr 'Fleas' some more of these... what a drag it is ... on my own....
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Almost instruction set....what processor..??...haha
 
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