Collection of Lame Jokes

[Drakkith]

Hey, I'm putting the LAME back in LAME Jokes.

I couldn't agree more!

 

[edward]

There was a very humble man who lived in a village. His fellow villagers rewarded the man for being so humble by giving him a beautiful silver medal.

The first time he wore the medal the villagers took it back.

(groan)

 

[Lancelot59]

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

When it comes to humor, chemistry jokes are elemental.

 

[Lancelot59]

When it comes to humor, chemistry jokes are elemental.

They can make good transitions into the next phase of your show.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

They can make good transitions into the next phase of your show.

And you can always expect a reaction.

 

[Lancelot59]

And you can always expect a reaction.

It really is a noble form of humour. You can get alkalines of laughs.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

It really is a noble form of humour. You can get alkalines of laughs.

But you have to spin it correctly.

 

[Lancelot59]

But you have to spin it correctly.

They can get a little bit quarky.

 

[Char. Limit]

They can get a little bit quarky.

But sometimes they can be positively hilarious.

 

[Lancelot59]

But sometimes they can be positively hilarious.

They are somewhat polar though, they can spin a crowd down if you don't balance things properly.

 

[DaveC426913]

OK, guys. This is 'Lame Jokes' thread, not the 'So Painful I'm Gnawing My Arm Off' thread.

 

[lisab]

 

[DaveC426913]

OK guys, this is the 'Lame Jokes' thread, not the 'lisab Has Amnesia' thread.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3627363&postcount=1926 (4 down)

 

[Lancelot59]

OK, guys. This is 'Lame Jokes' thread, not the 'So Painful I'm Gnawing My Arm Off' thread.

He He He...Did you run out of ideas?

 

[QuarkCharmer]

How do sulfur and oxygen communicate?

A sulfone.

 

[lisab]

OK guys, this is the 'Lame Jokes' thread, not the 'lisab Has Amnesia' thread.

https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3627363&postcount=1926 (4 down)

That's because they all argon!

 

[Drakkith]

That's because they all argon!

What did Plutonium say to Uranium when leaving?

Time to split!

 

[Lancelot59]

What did Plutonium say to Uranium when leaving?

Time to split!

Nice one. Also did nobody pick up on what I did in the last post I made?

 

[Drakkith]

Nice one. Also did nobody pick up on what I did in the last post I made?

Can't hear you. Gnawed my own ears off.

 

[DaveC426913]

Nice one. Also did nobody pick up on what I did in the last post I made?

Too subtle for me.

 

[Lancelot59]

Too subtle for me.

Okay then.

He He He...

He

 

[lisab]

Okay then.

He

OH NO!

 

[Lancelot59]

OH NO!

AAAAAAND she gets it.

 

[QuarkCharmer]

You guys are W I Er D.

 

[Andre]

which obviously, is weird

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

If you had to choose between living in the Arctic or the Antarctic, which would be the better choice?

Obviously, the Arctic, because there are no ants that will bite you.

How do sulfur and oxygen communicate?

A sulfone.

What if there's no signal?

 

[QuarkCharmer]

which obviously, is weird

There is a silent C after the W.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Donald Trump is hosting a debate for the Republican party.

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

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