Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #2,041
Do you know the difference between a jug of milk and a dozen ferocious rabid wolverines?
"No, what?"

Remind me to never send you to get groceries...
 
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  • #2,042
Tachyon

Who's there?


Knock Knock
 
  • #2,043
I like those! Lolz were had.
 
  • #2,044
Did you hear about the blond tachyon?She was a fast woman, but wanted dinner AFTER...
 
  • #2,045
Have you ever noticed that stupid ideas (or jokes! :biggrin:) seem to become smarter when they come at you rapidly?

It's called the dopeler effect.
 
  • #2,046
I wanted a good joke at the expense of someone else, so I went to the mirror and laughed like a maniac.
 
  • #2,047
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
 
  • #2,048
lololz
 
  • #2,049
Why was the rap-singing stunt-pilot arrested?

For jinking and jiving.
 
  • #2,050
turbo said:
Why was the rap-singing stunt-pilot arrested?

For jinking and jiving.

This one...hurts...my brain...
 
  • #2,051
lololollollll that was so great
 
  • #2,053
Son: Dad, how will I know when it's the right time to get married?

Dad: When the little stick turns blue.
 
  • #2,054
- If I die first, please, marry Jake.
- I thought you hate him?
- Exactly.
 
  • #2,055
Saw this here ( http://tony.aiu.to/jokes/condoms.html ) had to post it

The Klein Bottle Condom: Modeled after the Klein bottle by a sexologist/topologist doing a study on transpatial invagination, Kleins are only for the most adventurous condom wearer since it is almost as difficult to get one off as it is to get it on (doing either has been compared to solving Rubik's cube). Theoretically, since they are one-sided, they must be totally impermeable and therefore the most effective condoms. Others believe the condom is so effective because it redirects the load into the fourth dimension (this may explain the "warning: side affects include becoming one's own grandpa"). Each package comes with an instruction booklet that is, unfortunately, 58 pages long.
 
  • #2,056
One Young-Earth Creationist says to another "Which is closer - the Moon or Mexico"? The other points at the Moon and replies "The Moon - Duh! You can't see Mexico from here".
 
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  • #2,057
Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says...

..."You man the guns, I'll drive!"

Get it? Fish can't talk! :smile:
 
  • #2,058
Galteeth said:
Q: How many Polish people does it take to elect the mayor of Warsaw?

A: Approximately 400,000, a plurality of the average number of voters in mayoral elections.

Q: Why do so few flights take off from Wroclaw?

A: Because you have to be very careful when putting simple Poles on complex planes.
 
  • #2,059
feathermoon said:
Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says...

..."You man the guns, I'll drive!"

Shouldn't that read, "You fish the guns, I'll drive!"?
 
  • #2,060
Teacher: There are 5 oranges on a mango tree. If I pick up 3 tomatoes how many potatoes would be left?
Students: It would be, 2 Elephants sir.
Teacher: Fantastic, How did you figure it out?
Students: Because we have omelets for our lunch today.

Moral of the Story: You have to brush your teeth twice daily, otherwise you would have rats on your home.

(Does this joke qualify for lame joke? (I don't actually know what a lame joke is?))
 
  • #2,061
Do you know what's the most difficult thing about licking hallucinogenic toads ?

They're ticklish when you get down around the testes. :eek:
 
  • #2,062
Last night, my wife, Tsu, and I had little disagreement. After a bit of discussion she agreed that I was right. "Of course I am", said I, "That's why God made me the man!"

She just stared at me; apparently left speechless by this amazing demonstration of perfect logic.
 
  • #2,063
Ivan Seeking said:
Last night, my wife, Tsu, and I had little disagreement. After a bit of discussion she agreed that I was right. "Of course I am", said I, "That's why God made me the man!"

She just stared at me; apparently left speechless by this amazing demonstration of perfect logic.

Was that all your stuff outside on the lawn this morning?
 
  • #2,064
Drakkith said:
Was that all your stuff outside on the lawn this morning?

Or mysteriously missing with a big black stain on the lawn?
 
  • #2,066
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/397557_308600239173774_100000714007923_1004846_1697206467_n.jpg
 
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  • #2,067
The answers are typed with the text in reverse.



Question:

What is a young sheepda called?








Answer:

adbmal a


-----------------------------------------


Question:

Why do mathematicians grow their plants
in boxes?








Answer:


.stoor erauqs teg ot tnaw yehT
 
  • #2,068
:smile: checkitgain: use the SPOILER tag (icon looks like an eye) in the advanced text editor.
 
  • #2,069
Drakkith said:
Was that all your stuff outside on the lawn this morning?

Lancelot59 said:
Or mysteriously missing with a big black stain on the lawn?

Oh heck no! She is much more devious than that! :biggrin: Luckily I can sleep with one eye open.
 
  • #2,070
Ivan Seeking said:
Oh heck no! She is much more devious than that! :biggrin: Luckily I can sleep with one eye open.

If you need a dog house I might be able to get you some good quality Canadian lumber.
 

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