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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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When Putin's young grandson tried on some clothes in the corner dressing room of Harrods, he was a little Russian dressing on the side.
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It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game": 
(they are known for feigning injuries)
(they are known for feigning injuries)
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I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.DennisN said:
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berkeman said:I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.
It's why I refuse to watch the game .... it's just garbage. They wouldnt last 10 seconds in a real
footy match, AFL, Rugby Union etc
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OMG seriously ??!! who are these people ??
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"I can't believe it's got milk!"
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I was *this* close to posting this one last night, but switched apps a few times and Facebook reloaded …DennisN said:It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game":
(they are known for feigning injuries)
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It’s a foosball game.
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If Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia phone, what would happen?
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I've done this for years. I have a 75% success rate!davenn said:
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Rugby League. It's Like Union without, kicking, scrums and line outs. Just run tackle run tackle, absolutely brutal.davenn said:
Football fights tend to be like this (quite funny)
When tempers flare in a Rugby League match.
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Bill Belichick vs. Captain Kangoroo:
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Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...
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By the way, I have been thinking about avocados. I wish the avocado makers would change the toy inside from time to time. I have like 100 wooden balls already.
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