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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
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- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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When Putin's young grandson tried on some clothes in the corner dressing room of Harrods, he was a little Russian dressing on the side.
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It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game": 
(they are known for feigning injuries)
(they are known for feigning injuries)
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I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.DennisN said:
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berkeman said:I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.
It's why I refuse to watch the game .... it's just garbage. They wouldnt last 10 seconds in a real
footy match, AFL, Rugby Union etc
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OMG seriously ??!! who are these people ??
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"I can't believe it's got milk!"
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I was *this* close to posting this one last night, but switched apps a few times and Facebook reloaded …DennisN said:It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game":
(they are known for feigning injuries)
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It’s a foosball game.
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If Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia phone, what would happen?
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I've done this for years. I have a 75% success rate!davenn said:
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Rugby League. It's Like Union without, kicking, scrums and line outs. Just run tackle run tackle, absolutely brutal.davenn said:
Football fights tend to be like this (quite funny)
When tempers flare in a Rugby League match.
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Bill Belichick vs. Captain Kangoroo:
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Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...
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By the way, I have been thinking about avocados. I wish the avocado makers would change the toy inside from time to time. I have like 100 wooden balls already.