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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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When Putin's young grandson tried on some clothes in the corner dressing room of Harrods, he was a little Russian dressing on the side.
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It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game": 
(they are known for feigning injuries)
(they are known for feigning injuries)
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I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.DennisN said:
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berkeman said:I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.
It's why I refuse to watch the game .... it's just garbage. They wouldnt last 10 seconds in a real
footy match, AFL, Rugby Union etc
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OMG seriously ??!! who are these people ??
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"I can't believe it's got milk!"
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I was *this* close to posting this one last night, but switched apps a few times and Facebook reloaded …DennisN said:It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game":
(they are known for feigning injuries)
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It’s a foosball game.
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If Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia phone, what would happen?
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I've done this for years. I have a 75% success rate!davenn said:
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Rugby League. It's Like Union without, kicking, scrums and line outs. Just run tackle run tackle, absolutely brutal.davenn said:
Football fights tend to be like this (quite funny)
When tempers flare in a Rugby League match.
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Bill Belichick vs. Captain Kangoroo:
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Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...
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By the way, I have been thinking about avocados. I wish the avocado makers would change the toy inside from time to time. I have like 100 wooden balls already.