Collection of Lame Jokes

[edwardII]

 

[WWGD]

When Putin's young grandson tried on some clothes in the corner dressing room of Harrods, he was a little Russian dressing on the side.

 

[DennisN]

It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game":
(they are known for feigning injuries)

 

[DennisN]

 

[berkeman]

(they are known for feigning injuries)

I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.

 

[davenn]

I work many soccer games on EMS standby (in the US), so I'm very familiar with this.

It's why I refuse to watch the game .... it's just garbage. They wouldnt last 10 seconds in a real
footy match, AFL, Rugby Union etc

 

[davenn]

OMG seriously ??!! who are these people ??

 

[jtbell]

"I can't believe it's got milk!"

 

[Orodruin]

It's in Swedish, but it says "Italian football/soccer game":
(they are known for feigning injuries)

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I was *this* close to posting this one last night, but switched apps a few times and Facebook reloaded …

It’s a foosball game.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[DaveC426913]

If Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia phone, what would happen?

 

[fresh_42]

If Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia phone, what would happen?

 

[davenn]

 

[nuuskur]

If Chuck Norris tried to break a Nokia phone, what would happen?

 

[Ibix]

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I've done this for years. I have a 75% success rate!

 

[pinball1970]

It's why I refuse to watch the game .... it's just garbage. They wouldnt last 10 seconds in a real
footy match, AFL, Rugby Union etc

Rugby League. It's Like Union without, kicking, scrums and line outs. Just run tackle run tackle, absolutely brutal.

Football fights tend to be like this (quite funny)



When tempers flare in a Rugby League match.

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[jack action]

 

[BillTre]

Bill Belichick vs. Captain Kangoroo:

 

[jtbell]

Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...

 

[Orodruin]

By the way, I have been thinking about avocados. I wish the avocado makers would change the toy inside from time to time. I have like 100 wooden balls already.