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Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Wow! THAT is an honor!
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It's nice to know that better times may be ahead. 
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It's the in-between that is frightening! Phil wouldn't be in the hospital otherwise. Btw., don't drive angry! (0:55)Borg said:It's nice to know that better times may be ahead.
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Do not try this IRL!dextercioby said:
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We really need a "thhppt!" emoticon.davenn said:
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I didn't see that coming...
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So I got to work at 9.15 today and the boss yelled "You should have been here at 9!".
"Why?" I asked him. "What happened at 9?"
"Why?" I asked him. "What happened at 9?"
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I took a quick look at Magnus Carlsen playing Aronian and thought Aronian was a hunchback dwarf:
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I'm a Virgo. Us Virgo don't believe in Astrology.jack action said:
BTW, I heard of this guy asking to join the _ Astronomical_ society , writing: " Hi, I'm John. I'm a Sagittarius and I would like to be a member of your Society.
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Similarly, never anthropomorphise computers. They hate it when you do that.WWGD said:
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fresh_42 said:
good luck with that hahhaha
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Did you know that Cyprus is just a more aerodynamic version of the USA ?!
