Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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DaveC426913 said:
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Are you telling me what I can or cannot do??

Stuff you! I'm going to let people tell me what I can or cannot do.

Bertrand Russell has entered the chat.
 
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Wow! THAT is an honor!
 
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It's nice to know that better times may be ahead. :oldtongue:
 
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Borg said:
It's nice to know that better times may be ahead. :oldtongue:
It's the in-between that is frightening! Phil wouldn't be in the hospital otherwise. Btw., don't drive angry! (0:55)

 
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I didn't see that coming...

 
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So I got to work at 9.15 today and the boss yelled "You should have been here at 9!".

"Why?" I asked him. "What happened at 9?"
 
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I took a quick look at Magnus Carlsen playing Aronian and thought Aronian was a hunchback dwarf:
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jack action said:
I'm a Virgo. Us Virgo don't believe in Astrology.

BTW, I heard of this guy asking to join the _ Astronomical_ society , writing: " Hi, I'm John. I'm a Sagittarius and I would like to be a member of your Society.
 
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WWGD said:
I'm a Virgo. Us Virgo don't believe in Astrology.
Similarly, never anthropomorphise computers. They hate it when you do that.
 
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Did you know that Cyprus is just a more aerodynamic version of the USA ?!

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