Collection of Lame Jokes

[Swamp Thing]

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Are you telling me what I can or cannot do??

Stuff you! I'm going to let people tell me what I can or cannot do.

Bertrand Russell has entered the chat.

 

[fresh_42]

Wow! THAT is an honor!

 

[dextercioby]

 

[collinsmark]

 

[Borg]

It's nice to know that better times may be ahead.

 

[fresh_42]

It's nice to know that better times may be ahead.

It's the in-between that is frightening! Phil wouldn't be in the hospital otherwise. Btw., don't drive angry! (0:55)

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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Do not try this IRL!

 

[Orodruin]

 

[davenn]

 

[topsquark]

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We really need a "thhppt!" emoticon.

-Dan

 

[fresh_42]

 

[collinsmark]

(Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paradox-2)

 

[nuuskur]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[berkeman]

I didn't see that coming...

 

[Ibix]

So I got to work at 9.15 today and the boss yelled "You should have been here at 9!".

"Why?" I asked him. "What happened at 9?"

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

I took a quick look at Magnus Carlsen playing Aronian and thought Aronian was a hunchback dwarf:

 

[WWGD]

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I'm a Virgo. Us Virgo don't believe in Astrology.

BTW, I heard of this guy asking to join the _ Astronomical_ society , writing: " Hi, I'm John. I'm a Sagittarius and I would like to be a member of your Society.

 

[Ibix]

I'm a Virgo. Us Virgo don't believe in Astrology.

Similarly, never anthropomorphise computers. They hate it when you do that.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

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good luck with that hahhaha

 

[davenn]

Did you know that Cyprus is just a more aerodynamic version of the USA ?!