Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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dwarde said:
Beware of empty sets? Promoting Danish Alphabet?
 
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dwarde said:
Just.. don't...

But actually, in the Netherlands below means "don't park here"

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Arjan82 said:
Just.. don't...

But actually, in the Netherlands below means "don't park here"

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… and many many other places …
 
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dwarde said:
Well there's nothing there, so I think it means "don't do nuthin'".
 
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Ibix said:
Well there's nothing there, so I think it means "don't do nuthin'".
It means you are not allowed to drive there by car, motorbike, or bicycle.
 
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Ibix said:
Alternative: what's an odyssey? Whatever it looks at.

What's Odyssey? Garfield.

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Or, if talking to a third party,
A lot of foolishness...
 
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Did you know?
(a convoluted explanation, but hey, who knows? 🙂)

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Right. It's mostly for Chem majors :smile:
 
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I dont think the numbers are correct but anyway .....


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and following on from the last one ......

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jack action said:


These signs are written in blood... There are people who would grumble about the window not closing properly.
 
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dextercioby said:
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Are you telling me what I can or cannot do??

Stuff you! I'm going to let people tell me what I can or cannot do.
 
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