Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

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Beware of empty sets? Promoting Danish Alphabet?

 

[Arjan82]

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Just.. don't...

But actually, in the Netherlands below means "don't park here"

 

[Orodruin]

Just.. don't...

But actually, in the Netherlands below means "don't park here"

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… and many many other places …

 

[Ibix]

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Well there's nothing there, so I think it means "don't do nuthin'".

 

[fresh_42]

Well there's nothing there, so I think it means "don't do nuthin'".

It means you are not allowed to drive there by car, motorbike, or bicycle.

 

[jtbell]

Alternative: what's an odyssey? Whatever it looks at.

What's Odyssey? Garfield.

 

[Tom.G]

Or, if talking to a third party,
A lot of foolishness...

 

[DennisN]

Did you know?
(a convoluted explanation, but hey, who knows? )

 

[DennisN]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

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Next edition comes with Indian elephants.

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Right. It's mostly for Chem majors

 

[jtbell]

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"Where's my dinner?"

 

[Swamp Thing]

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It means, "Don't even think of it!"

 

[davenn]

I dont think the numbers are correct but anyway .....

 

[davenn]

and following on from the last one ......

 

[jack action]

 

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[Swamp Thing]

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These signs are written in blood... There are people who would grumble about the window not closing properly.

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[berkeman]

 

[dwarde]

 

[davenn]

 

[DaveC426913]

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Are you telling me what I can or cannot do??

Stuff you! I'm going to let people tell me what I can or cannot do.