Collection of Lame Jokes

[davenn]

Too bad that 1611992 is too short.

I tried working out several variations. assuming you were also using the periodic table ....
I couldnt conclude which were single digits and which were double digits

1 6 11 9 92
H C Na F U

16 11 9 92

16 11 99 2


probably something totally different ???

 

[fresh_42]

I tried working out several variations. assuming you were also using the periodic table ....
I couldnt conclude which were single digits and which were double digits

1 6 11 9 92
H C Na F U

16 11 9 92

16 11 99 2


probably something totally different ???

No, SNAFU is correct. System Now All ... Up.

 

[fresh_42]

A guy sits down at a bar. "Is everything okay?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month." The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing... a little peace and quiet?" "Yeah but today is the last day."

 

[phinds]

Lumberjack's nightmare:

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

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Why did they remove

Too bad that 1611992 is too short.

As long as 8675309.

 

[WWGD]

A man from Japan, married a French woman. A Bible book , "Half-Asians"( Edit: Ephesians), was written about their children.

 

[DaveC426913]

A man from Japan, married a French woman. A Bible book , "Half-Asians", was written about their children.

I don't get it. :(

 

[Ibix]

I don't get it. :(

Ephesians, I presume.

 

[fresh_42]

Ephesians, I presume.

Maybe, the "Paths Of Gods" (=Shinto)?

 

[WWGD]

Ephesians, I presume.

Indeed. 3:16 + $2.99 S&H.

 

[WWGD]

I don't get it. :(

Just added an edit.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

When my accountant held the door open for me, I said: Thanks, I appreciate it. He said: And I depreciate it.

 

[jtbell]

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Less than a gigabyte? I had to make do with 8 megabytes on my first memory stick IIRC. And I had to carry it to my office in a blizzard, walking uphill both ways.

 

[Orodruin]

Less than a gigabyte? I had to make do with 8 megabytes on my first memory stick IIRC. And I had to carry it to my office in a blizzard, walking uphill both ways.

In a summer job I had when I was a student a firmware program I was updating had to fit on a 1.4 MB floppy so it could be brought out to make the updates in the field. And this was in the beginning of the 00s …

 

[DrGreg]

In a summer job I had when I was a student a firmware program I was updating had to fit on a 1.4 MB floppy

1.4 MB? Luxury!

When I were a lad, we wrote our programs on punched card, max 80 bytes per card.

 

[jack action]

First week working at the bicycle factory and they’ve already made me the spokes person.

 

[berkeman]

 

[WWGD]

A company, Genesis10, offered me a job as a Nursing Assistant, something I know nothing about. It must be some misunderstanding, some type of mistake.

 

[fresh_42]

A company, Genesis10, offered me a job as a Nursing Assistant, something I know nothing about. It must be some misunderstanding, some type of mistake.

Genesis 10 is a who-is-who and reads like a telephone book, everybody partakes.

 

[WWGD]

Genesis 10 is a who-is-who and reads like a telephone book, everybody partakes.

Yet their database or their data mining badly needs a hug.

 

[Orodruin]

Luxury!

 

[Orodruin]

 

[WWGD]

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A beekeper's dozen.

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

If she finds out, he's going to be eating cat food from here on out.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[fresh_42]

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I guess you named your WiFi FBI-surveillance-truck-A101.