Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #21,031
fresh_42 said:
Too bad that 1611992 is too short.

I tried working out several variations. assuming you were also using the periodic table ....
I couldnt conclude which were single digits and which were double digits

1 6 11 9 92
H C Na F U

16 11 9 92

16 11 99 2


probably something totally different ???
 
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  • #21,032
davenn said:
I tried working out several variations. assuming you were also using the periodic table ....
I couldnt conclude which were single digits and which were double digits

1 6 11 9 92
H C Na F U

16 11 9 92

16 11 99 2


probably something totally different ???
No, SNAFU is correct. System Now All ... Up.
 
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  • #21,033
A guy sits down at a bar. "Is everything okay?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month." The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing... a little peace and quiet?" "Yeah but today is the last day."
 
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  • #21,034
Lumberjack's nightmare:

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  • #21,036
fresh_42 said:
Why did they remove
fresh_42 said:
Too bad that 1611992 is too short.
As long as 8675309.
 
  • #21,037
A man from Japan, married a French woman. A Bible book , "Half-Asians"( Edit: Ephesians), was written about their children.
 
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  • #21,038
WWGD said:
A man from Japan, married a French woman. A Bible book , "Half-Asians", was written about their children.
I don't get it. :(
 
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DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it. :(
Ephesians, I presume.
 
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Ibix said:
Ephesians, I presume.
Maybe, the "Paths Of Gods" (=Shinto)?
 
  • #21,041
Ibix said:
Ephesians, I presume.
Indeed. 3:16 + $2.99 S&H.
 
  • #21,042
DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it. :(
Just added an edit.
 
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  • #21,044
When my accountant held the door open for me, I said: Thanks, I appreciate it. He said: And I depreciate it.
 
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  • #21,045
fresh_42 said:
Less than a gigabyte? I had to make do with 8 megabytes on my first memory stick IIRC. And I had to carry it to my office in a blizzard, walking uphill both ways. :wink:
 
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  • #21,046
jtbell said:
Less than a gigabyte? I had to make do with 8 megabytes on my first memory stick IIRC. And I had to carry it to my office in a blizzard, walking uphill both ways. :wink:
In a summer job I had when I was a student a firmware program I was updating had to fit on a 1.4 MB floppy so it could be brought out to make the updates in the field. And this was in the beginning of the 00s …
 
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Orodruin said:
In a summer job I had when I was a student a firmware program I was updating had to fit on a 1.4 MB floppy
1.4 MB? Luxury!

When I were a lad, we wrote our programs on punched card, max 80 bytes per card.
 
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  • #21,048
First week working at the bicycle factory and they’ve already made me the spokes person.
 
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A company, Genesis10, offered me a job as a Nursing Assistant, something I know nothing about. It must be some misunderstanding, some type of mistake.
 
  • #21,051
WWGD said:
A company, Genesis10, offered me a job as a Nursing Assistant, something I know nothing about. It must be some misunderstanding, some type of mistake.
Genesis 10 is a who-is-who and reads like a telephone book, everybody partakes.
 
  • #21,052
fresh_42 said:
Genesis 10 is a who-is-who and reads like a telephone book, everybody partakes.
Yet their database or their data mining badly needs a hug.
 
  • #21,053
DrGreg said:
Luxury!
 
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  • #21,057
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If she finds out, he's going to be eating cat food from here on out. :eek:
 
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