Collection of Lame Jokes

[dextercioby]

 

[Orodruin]

The sign is in Swedish, but I had to share this anyway. Roughly translated:

Pedestrian bridge over Dalälven River closed. Pedestrians please use the other side.

 

[jack action]

 

[Halc]

Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...

There was that rabbit...

 

[fresh_42]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[davenn]

 

[Borg]

 

[BillTre]

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

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[DrGreg]

I thought "O Ω" was a Greek pronunciation guide.

 

[gmax137]

I thought "O Ω" was a Greek pronunciation guide.

I thought "Oh Om" was a prana thing.

 

[fresh_42]

I thought "Oh Om" was a prana thing.

That fits better as $0\,\Omega$ equals infinitely many $SSSSSS...$.

 

[Orodruin]

 

[gmax137]

...

I like the way your sig line goes with this post:
"You did not take relativity of simultaneity into account."

 

[edwardII]

 

[Orodruin]

 

[fresh_42]

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... and its ecological footprint is unmatched!

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[edwardII]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

What did the hamburger give his girlfriend for Valentines Day?

An onion ring.

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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Too bad that 1611992 is too short.

 

[davenn]

 

[fresh_42]

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Be careful! I have read, many, many years ago at times when we had a little button that could speed up the CPU to a jaw-dropping value of 66Hz, that someone in the US had shot his computer out of frustration and it didn't work well for him. Not that I couldn't understand him.