Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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The sign is in Swedish, but I had to share this anyway. Roughly translated:

Pedestrian bridge over Dalälven River closed. Pedestrians please use the other side.
 
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jtbell said:
Capt. K sure didn't have any companions like Belichick's when I was a kid c. 1960. At least not on the air...
There was that rabbit...
 
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I thought "O Ω" was a Greek pronunciation guide.
 
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DrGreg said:
I thought "O Ω" was a Greek pronunciation guide.
I thought "Oh Om" was a prana thing.
 
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gmax137 said:
I thought "Oh Om" was a prana thing.
That fits better as ##0\,\Omega## equals infinitely many ##SSSSSS...##.
 
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Orodruin said:
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I like the way your sig line goes with this post:
"You did not take relativity of simultaneity into account."
 
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What did the hamburger give his girlfriend for Valentines Day?

An onion ring.
 
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davenn said:
Be careful! I have read, many, many years ago at times when we had a little button that could speed up the CPU to a jaw-dropping value of 66Hz, that someone in the US had shot his computer out of frustration and it didn't work well for him. Not that I couldn't understand him.
 

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