Collection of Lame Jokes

[edwardII]

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Sir you will have to call and talk to a confusing phone menu to schedule an appointment.

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[nsaspook]

 

[BillTre]

 

[nsaspook]

eggceptional

 

[WWGD]

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Eggsactly!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DrGreg]

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Eggsactly!

Un oeuf is un oeuf!

 

[davenn]

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."

Joe: "Really?"

Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."

 

[nsaspook]

Eggsactly!

Shouldn't that be in the yolks forum?

 

[fresh_42]

"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."

 

[jtbell]

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Aunt Bob???

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

Yes, he's called Santa Claus, but St Nicholas is his Nick name.

 

[fresh_42]

"What do you think about sex in the workplace?"
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."

 

[DaveC426913]

"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."

I'm in good shape.
Round is a shape.

 

[WWGD]

Someone else:
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.

 

[WWGD]

After coming out of hiding from his Fatwa, Salman Rushdie wrote a new book:
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".

 

[renormalize]

 

[BillTre]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

The original store on Route 66 in St. Robert, Missouri has been around for a while. "Open 2024" refers to their newest store in Richmond, Indiana.

https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/

I learned about it last night from a PBS travel show about Route 66.

 

[jack action]

I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"

 

[jtbell]

What's the number-1 music of the solar system?

Nep-tunes.

 

[Orodruin]

What's the number-1 music of the solar system?

Nep-tunes.

Vocals by Mercury.

 

[jtbell]

Vocals by Mercury.

Accompanied by Mars!