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Sir you will have to call and talk to a confusing phone menu to schedule an appointment.Orodruin said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Eggsactly!nsaspook said:
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Un oeuf is un oeuf!WWGD said:
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
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Shouldn't that be in the yolks forum?WWGD said:
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"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
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Aunt Bob???
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Yes, he's called Santa Claus, but St Nicholas is his Nick name.
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"What do you think about sex in the workplace?"
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
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I'm in good shape.fresh_42 said:
Round is a shape.
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Someone else:
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
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After coming out of hiding from his Fatwa, Salman Rushdie wrote a new book:
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
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The original store on Route 66 in St. Robert, Missouri has been around for a while. "Open 2024" refers to their newest store in Richmond, Indiana.
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
I learned about it last night from a PBS travel show about Route 66.
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I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
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What's the number-1 music of the solar system?
Nep-tunes.
Nep-tunes.
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