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Sir you will have to call and talk to a confusing phone menu to schedule an appointment.Orodruin said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Eggsactly!nsaspook said:
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Un oeuf is un oeuf!WWGD said:
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
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Shouldn't that be in the yolks forum?WWGD said:
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"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
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Aunt Bob???
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Yes, he's called Santa Claus, but St Nicholas is his Nick name.
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"What do you think about sex in the workplace?"
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
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I'm in good shape.fresh_42 said:
Round is a shape.
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Someone else:
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
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After coming out of hiding from his Fatwa, Salman Rushdie wrote a new book:
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
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The original store on Route 66 in St. Robert, Missouri has been around for a while. "Open 2024" refers to their newest store in Richmond, Indiana.
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
I learned about it last night from a PBS travel show about Route 66.
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I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
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What's the number-1 music of the solar system?
Nep-tunes.
Nep-tunes.
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