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Sir you will have to call and talk to a confusing phone menu to schedule an appointment.Orodruin said:
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Eggsactly!nsaspook said:
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nsaspook said:
Un oeuf is un oeuf!WWGD said:
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."
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Shouldn't that be in the yolks forum?WWGD said:
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"I have the body of a Greek God!"
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
"Buddha isn't a Greek God."
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Aunt Bob???
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Yes, he's called Santa Claus, but St Nicholas is his Nick name.
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"What do you think about sex in the workplace?"
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
"Not so much. I'm married and the selection isn't that great."
"May I ask where you work?"
"I'm in home office."
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I'm in good shape.fresh_42 said:
Round is a shape.
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Someone else:
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
Hi, my name is Christian. You?
Me:
No,my name has no religion.
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After coming out of hiding from his Fatwa, Salman Rushdie wrote a new book:
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
"Buddha, you Fat Bastard".
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The original store on Route 66 in St. Robert, Missouri has been around for a while. "Open 2024" refers to their newest store in Richmond, Indiana.
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/
I learned about it last night from a PBS travel show about Route 66.
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I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
I said, "No. Is that still required?"
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What's the number-1 music of the solar system?
Nep-tunes.
Nep-tunes.
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