Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Oh no, not meatloaf again!
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The " Oh Henry " candy bar makers added some Viagra to the bar. They renamed it " Oh, oh, oh , Henry".
 
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Jumped on turtles: Italian plumber arrested for animal cruelty. Apparently he had taken mushrooms beforehand.

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He's gone a bit nuts after an alligator dragged his girlfriend into a sewer.
 
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Bandersnatch said:
He's gone a bit nuts after an alligator dragged his girlfriend into a sewer.
Alligator, weren't those pizza-loving turtles?
 
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The Rock had another child. He called it Prudential: A piece of the Rock.
 
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While I was eating lunch at the local pizza place today, a couple sat down at the next table with their service dog.

I asked, "What kind of pizza does it like?"

"Pupperoni."
 
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I guess that fixes her drinking problem!
 
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dextercioby said:
I sat in the cafeteria with some guys at lunch one day, it turns out they were all runners. They described their running routines, and the marathons they were training for. Eventually I spoke up to join the conversation. I told them I "ran a half marathon every few years." This surprised them (given my physique). I finally explained: if you counted every step I took at more than a shuffle, over a few years it would add up to a half-marathon.
 
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Neil Tyson is not optimistic about terraforming Mars. DeGrasse isn't greener for Neil.
 
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Maybe this is why he didn't get the Physics research position he wanted:

Interviewer:" Please recite Newton's 3 Laws".
Him: " I'm not a lawyer, I'm a Physicist."
 
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I ended up with a piece of garbage car. Following life lessons, I went and made some lemonade. It made no sense, though.
 
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WWGD said:
The " Oh Henry " candy bar makers added some Viagra to the bar. They renamed it " Oh, oh, oh , Henry".
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(I just whipped this up)
 
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