Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #21,061
What are the odds?
Uber driver by the name Pikav Andropov.
 
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  • #21,062
WWGD said:
What are the odds?
Uber driver by the name Pikav Andropov.
Isn't there another thread about names and occupational destiny?
 
  • #21,063
This morning I was fixing breakfast for my wife and myself. She was giving our cat some of his canned food. She said, "I got you a fork out..."
 
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WWGD said:
At least the CIA spends government funding on highly relevant threats to the English language.
 
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Is " Van Driver" a Dutch last name?
 
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WWGD said:
Is " Van Driver" a Dutch last name?
No.
 
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fresh_42 said:
No.
Is it a Dutch job?
 
  • #21,068
BillTre said:
Is it a Dutch job?
By the speed anglicisms spread into other languages, probably yes.
 
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Sorry, I thought we were talking about the motorcycle pinstriper, Von Dutch...
 
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Why did the baby seal cross the road? Maybe it was looking for some clam pizza.

 
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and Chuck Norris said: Say please.
 
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Proof of ancient aliens found:

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"Doctor, where do you take me to?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead, yet!"
"And we aren't there, yet."
 
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fresh_42 said:
"Doctor, where do you take me to?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead, yet!"
"And we aren't there, yet."
But they have to reserve a grave first.
 
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They forced out Officer Alexi Godunov . They wouldn't leave Godunov alone.
 
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My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa.

That’s where Sarah's soda is.
 
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I think many of us get lost on this map :wink: :wink: 😊 😊

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Ibix said:
...where's PF?
I think it is a glade in the social media forest ...
 
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Orodruin said:
I think it is a glade in the social media forest ...
Which should be mostly on fire.
 
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Borg said:
Which should be mostly on fire.
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davenn said:
I think many of us get lost on this map :wink: :wink: 😊 😊

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This would be even more amusing if it were in the format of Bill Keane's Family Circus 'Dotted Line' comics.
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DrGreg said:
1.4 MB? Luxury!

When I were a lad, we wrote our programs on punched card, max 80 bytes per card.
You had bytes?
 

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