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At least the CIA spends government funding on highly relevant threats to the English language.WWGD said:
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No.WWGD said:
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By the speed anglicisms spread into other languages, probably yes.BillTre said:
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and Chuck Norris said: Say please.
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Proof of ancient aliens found:
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"Doctor, where do you take me to?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead, yet!"
"And we aren't there, yet."
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead, yet!"
"And we aren't there, yet."
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Rimsky-Korsakov tinkered with Mussorgsky's opera because he didn't think it was Godunov.WWGD said:
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My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa.
That’s where Sarah's soda is.
That’s where Sarah's soda is.
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...where's PF?davenn said:
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I think it is a glade in the social media forest ...Ibix said:
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This would be even more amusing if it were in the format of Bill Keane's Family Circus 'Dotted Line' comics.davenn said: