Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

You had bytes?

No joke, I had an Assembler class by a professor who had an old machine in his office where you could set single bits per switch.

 

[WWGD]

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa.

That’s where Sarah's soda is.

If it was small, it would be near Minneapolis .
Spoiler:
Minneapolis, Mini Soda.

 

[fresh_42]

If it was small, it would be near Minneapolis .
Spoiler:
Minneapolis, Mini Soda.

It is far more complicated to find Sarah's toga.

 

[jbriggs444]

No joke, I had an Assembler class by a professor who had an old machine in his office where you could set single bits per switch.

That was standard practice back in the day. I toggled in the boot loader for a PDP-11 using the front panel switches many times (late 70's).

 

[WWGD]

If it was small, it would be near Minneapolis .
Spoiler:
Minneapolis, Mini Soda.

Or if she had last name " Jevo".

 

[fresh_42]

Or if she had last name " Jevo".

Paris' Hilton, on the other hand, was easy to find.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[phinds]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[jtbell]

My friend Sarah left her bottle of Pepsi at a rest stop about 60 miles south of Tampa.

That’s where Sarah's soda is.

If she still had it, maybe she’d let her friend Missy sip.

 

[gmax137]

What did Delaware?
Idaho, Alaska...
ahh her New Jersey...

 

[dwarde]

 

[Tom.G]

What!? A pornographic cat?

(Turn it upside-down if you don't see it)

 

[Borg]

Wives have started sending emails to their husbands asking for 5 bullets by midnight listing what they did around the house last week. Failure to comply would result in a transfer to the doghouse.

 

[fresh_42]

I can do math really fast!

How fast?

Ask me something.

How much is 17 times 369?

619.

Wrong.

But fast!

 

[WWGD]

Any part of the rocket could be reused. Who(which) can you thrust?

 

[DaveC426913]

Typo?

 

[WWGD]

Typo?

Not O, but AB ,IIRC.

But Taipei personality.

 

[WWGD]

 

[Borg]

Cutting out the middleman.

 

[BillTre]

 

[jtbell]

I just read an article about antigravity.

I couldn’t put it down.

 

[fresh_42]

I just read an article about antigravity.

I couldn’t put it down.

Wait for the sequel! It's about magnetism and I'm sure you will find it attractive.

 

[jtbell]

Wait for the sequel! It's about magnetism and I'm sure you will find it attractive.

Or it might turn out to be repulsive.

 

[DrGreg]

I found an article about vacuum but there was nothing in it.

 

[jtbell]

I heard about a guy who had a brain-eating amoeba.

It starved to death.

 

[WWGD]

The dumb guy had a set of islands named after him: " No brains atoll".

 

[Orodruin]

Or it might turn out to be repulsive.

I read a preprint about GWS theory, but it was too weak to be published.

 

[Orodruin]