Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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WWGD said:
I ended up with a piece of garbage car. Following life lessons, I went and made some lemonade. It made no sense, though.
Let us pray this does not sour you on life.
 
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How do dogs go to obedience school?

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If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep?

On an heir mattress.
 
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dextercioby said:

"Why do you keep buying plants? You kill them anyway."
"To show you what I'm capable of."
 
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We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:

 
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
 
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jack action said:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Great. Yet another thing to worry about when I’m driving.

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I know someone who’s so good at sleeping, he can do it with his eyes closed.
 
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And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!
 
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jack action said:
We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:


No fixed points were hurt during this joke.
 
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In order to help him get into a carriage, they had to put Descartes before the horse.
 
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jtbell said:
And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!
Hmph. I can do that with both hands closed and one eye tied behind my back.
 
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jack action said:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
The German deli near me had a special recently " The Best of the Wurst".
 
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Anyone surprised that No Vak Djocovic refused to take the Covid jab?
 
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Indian women never lift weights without a spot.
 
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My color-blind friend reads ' Colorado' as 'ado'.
 
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