Collection of Lame Jokes

[nsaspook]

https://techcrunch.com/2025/03/12/a...after-100m-ai-secrets-in-a-few-lines-of-code/
Anthropic CEO says spies are after $100M AI secrets in a ‘few lines of code’



I found the code.

CEO.LieToGetMoreInvestors();

 

[Klystron]

I ended up with a piece of garbage car. Following life lessons, I went and made some lemonade. It made no sense, though.

Let us pray this does not sour you on life.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[jtbell]

How do dogs go to obedience school?

 

[Orodruin]

 

[jack action]

If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep?

Spoiler: Answer

On an heir mattress.

 

[BillTre]

 

[davenn]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

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"Why do you keep buying plants? You kill them anyway."
"To show you what I'm capable of."

 

[jack action]

We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:

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[jack action]

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

 

[fresh_42]

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

 

[berkeman]

 

[nuuskur]

 

[berkeman]

 

[davenn]

Great. Yet another thing to worry about when I’m driving.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

I know someone who’s so good at sleeping, he can do it with his eyes closed.

 

[jtbell]

And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!

 

[WWGD]

We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:

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No fixed points were hurt during this joke.

 

[WWGD]

In order to help him get into a carriage, they had to put Descartes before the horse.

 

[DaveC426913]

And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!

Hmph. I can do that with both hands closed and one eye tied behind my back.

 

[WWGD]

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

The German deli near me had a special recently " The Best of the Wurst".

 

[WWGD]

Anyone surprised that No Vak Djocovic refused to take the Covid jab?

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

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" If you drop something, anything, tell me , I WILL PICK IT UP!!!".

 

[WWGD]

Indian women never lift weights without a spot.

 

[WWGD]

My color-blind friend reads ' Colorado' as 'ado'.