Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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WWGD said:
I ended up with a piece of garbage car. Following life lessons, I went and made some lemonade. It made no sense, though.
Let us pray this does not sour you on life.
 
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How do dogs go to obedience school?

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If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep?

On an heir mattress.
 
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dextercioby said:

"Why do you keep buying plants? You kill them anyway."
"To show you what I'm capable of."
 
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We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:

 
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
 
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jack action said:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Great. Yet another thing to worry about when I’m driving.

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I know someone who’s so good at sleeping, he can do it with his eyes closed.
 
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And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!
 
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jack action said:
We all like Chuck Norris jokes, but nothing beats one made by the man himself:


No fixed points were hurt during this joke.
 
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In order to help him get into a carriage, they had to put Descartes before the horse.
 
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jtbell said:
And someone who's even better... he can do it with his eyes open!
Hmph. I can do that with both hands closed and one eye tied behind my back.
 
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jack action said:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
The German deli near me had a special recently " The Best of the Wurst".
 
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Anyone surprised that No Vak Djocovic refused to take the Covid jab?
 
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Indian women never lift weights without a spot.
 
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My color-blind friend reads ' Colorado' as 'ado'.
 
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