Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Styx, Jagger and the Rolling Stones together in the ( Styx and Stones) " May Break your bones" tour.
 
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Still better than morbus duodecim.
 
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A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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A 3 hr cruise?!

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Dat's weird.
 
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berkeman said:
Dat's weird.

uh huh hahahha
 
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dextercioby said:
A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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Took me a moment, but mostly because I had to figure out tysm from first principles.
 
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This one brings back an old memory. When I was a kid, somebody gave us an old pair of cross country skis. These were (hazy memory) about 4" wide and six feet long, with simple leather straps. My first attempt at using them involved a steep hill with a bump. I went over the bump, looked down, and realized that I was two feet up and the skis had fallen off. Pretty much exactly as in the cartoon, except it was a bump rather than a real ski jump.

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pinball1970 said:
Stealing that.
Not sure if this one's been mentioned

"Blister" -- only shows up when the work is done
 
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My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.
 
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I always enjoy Don's comedy

 
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DrGreg said:
My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.
Advise him not to apply at IKEA. You know, if one door closes, ...
 
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