Collection of Lame Jokes

[WWGD]

Styx, Jagger and the Rolling Stones together in the ( Styx and Stones) " May Break your bones" tour.

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DaveE]

Nailed it!

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sail_physics.png

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[jtbell]

 

[berkeman]

 

[fresh_42]

Still better than morbus duodecim.

 

[jack action]

 

[WWGD]

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A crash course in Operating Systems.

 

[berkeman]

 

[davenn]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jtbell]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

A really lame one, but it's us who are old...

 

[davenn]

A 3 hr cruise?!

 

[berkeman]

Dat's weird.

 

[davenn]

Dat's weird.

uh huh hahahha

 

[DaveC426913]

A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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Took me a moment, but mostly because I had to figure out tysm from first principles.

 

[DennisN]

 

[jrmichler]

This one brings back an old memory. When I was a kid, somebody gave us an old pair of cross country skis. These were (hazy memory) about 4" wide and six feet long, with simple leather straps. My first attempt at using them involved a steep hill with a bump. I went over the bump, looked down, and realized that I was two feet up and the skis had fallen off. Pretty much exactly as in the cartoon, except it was a bump rather than a real ski jump.

 

[pinball1970]

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Stealing that.

 

[gmax137]

Stealing that.

Not sure if this one's been mentioned

"Blister" -- only shows up when the work is done

 

[nsaspook]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DrGreg]

My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.

 

[davenn]

I always enjoy Don's comedy

 

[fresh_42]

My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.

Advise him not to apply at IKEA. You know, if one door closes, ...