Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Styx, Jagger and the Rolling Stones together in the ( Styx and Stones) " May Break your bones" tour.
 
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Still better than morbus duodecim.
 
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A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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A 3 hr cruise?!

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Dat's weird.
 
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berkeman said:
Dat's weird.

uh huh hahahha
 
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dextercioby said:
A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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Took me a moment, but mostly because I had to figure out tysm from first principles.
 
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This one brings back an old memory. When I was a kid, somebody gave us an old pair of cross country skis. These were (hazy memory) about 4" wide and six feet long, with simple leather straps. My first attempt at using them involved a steep hill with a bump. I went over the bump, looked down, and realized that I was two feet up and the skis had fallen off. Pretty much exactly as in the cartoon, except it was a bump rather than a real ski jump.

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pinball1970 said:
Stealing that.
Not sure if this one's been mentioned

"Blister" -- only shows up when the work is done
 
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My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.
 
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I always enjoy Don's comedy

 
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DrGreg said:
My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.
Advise him not to apply at IKEA. You know, if one door closes, ...
 
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