Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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Styx, Jagger and the Rolling Stones together in the ( Styx and Stones) " May Break your bones" tour.
 
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Still better than morbus duodecim.
 
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A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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A 3 hr cruise?!

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Dat's weird.
 
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berkeman said:
Dat's weird.

uh huh hahahha
 
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dextercioby said:
A really lame one, but it's us who are old...
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Took me a moment, but mostly because I had to figure out tysm from first principles.
 
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This one brings back an old memory. When I was a kid, somebody gave us an old pair of cross country skis. These were (hazy memory) about 4" wide and six feet long, with simple leather straps. My first attempt at using them involved a steep hill with a bump. I went over the bump, looked down, and realized that I was two feet up and the skis had fallen off. Pretty much exactly as in the cartoon, except it was a bump rather than a real ski jump.

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pinball1970 said:
Stealing that.
Not sure if this one's been mentioned

"Blister" -- only shows up when the work is done
 
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My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.
 
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I always enjoy Don's comedy

 
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DrGreg said:
My friend's motto was "When one window closes, another one opens".

And that's why he was fired as a programmer.
Advise him not to apply at IKEA. You know, if one door closes, ...
 
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