Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #2,161
dkotschessaa said:
Teacher: "Josephine, give me a sentence beginning with I."
Josephine: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, Josephine. It's always 'I am...' "
Josephine: "OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

haha:smile:
 
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  • #2,162
Mr President, I know you won't be able to laugh at any of my jokes about the Secret Service, so cover your ears, if that's physically possible.
- Jimmy Kimmel
 
  • #2,163
Personally, I don't see what the big problem is with the SS hiring prostitutes; as long as they're all Democrats.
 
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  • #2,165
Greg Bernhardt said:
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

Lol...:smile:
 
  • #2,166
A student riding in a train looks up and sees Einstein sitting next to him. Excited he asks, "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"
 
  • #2,167
:) I like that, too!
 
  • #2,168
ok I just made up a lame joke

"Is this really the marine mammal campground?"
"Yes, it is for all in tents and porpoises."

sorry...
 
  • #2,169
A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys.

Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked her... "Well, before you jump, why don't
you give me a kiss?"

So she does...

And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've
ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why
in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."

The authorities think she may have been pushed…
 
  • #2,170
a physicist gets pulled over for speeding
cop: do you know how fast you were going?
physicist: no but i know where i am
 
  • #2,171
rollcast said:
http://imgboot.com/images/ritchie888/3223042912906605357568105355762891348271n.jpg

:smile:
 
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  • #2,172
A bumper sticker seen by a friend (or so he says) in the car park at CERN:

IF THIS APPEARS BLUE YOU
ARE TRAVELING TOO FAST​
 
  • #2,173
man: doctor, docter, i broke my arm in two places.

doctor: well, don't go back to those places
 
  • #2,174
Ibix said:
A bumper sticker seen by a friend (or so he says) in the car park at CERN:

IF THIS APPEARS BLUE YOU
ARE TRAVELING TOO FAST​


Love it!
 
  • #2,175
Ibix said:
A bumper sticker seen by a friend (or so he says) in the car park at CERN:

IF THIS APPEARS BLUE YOU
ARE TRAVELING TOO FAST​

lolz
Darken-Sol said:
man: doctor, docter, i broke my arm in two places.

doctor: well, don't go back to those places
:smile:
 
  • #2,176
dkotschessaa said:
ok I just made up a lame joke

"Is this really the marine mammal campground?"
"Yes, it is for all in tents and porpoises."

sorry...


Hahaha...
Greg, your Einstein one was awesome too. Hahaha. These are all great.
 
  • #2,177
Teacher: "Josephine, give me a sentence beginning with I."
Josephine: "I is ..."
Teacher: "No, Josephine. It's always 'I am...' "
Josephine: "OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Also very funny! hahaha... I definitely will tell my teacher friends this one. :)
 
  • #2,178
Darken-Sol said:
a physicist gets pulled over for speeding
cop: do you know how fast you were going?
physicist: no but i know where i am
Ibix said:
A bumper sticker seen by a friend (or so he says) in the car park at CERN:

IF THIS APPEARS BLUE YOU
ARE TRAVELING TOO FAST​


These rock! :!)

Really not fit for the 'lame jokes' thread...
 
  • #2,179
Not a joke, true story. I went to my neighbor to ask about something and complained I have a very low BP (apparently I was ill last week). "You have a low BP? I will give you a phone number to Aunt Mary." Yes, I know her aunt - and that was a perfect idea.
 
  • #2,180
A hole was found in a wall at the nudist camp. The police are looking into it...
 
  • #2,181
A two seat plane crashed into a graveyard. The death toll is already at 692 and rescuers are continuing to dig up bodies.
 
  • #2,182
Jimmy Snyder said:
A two seat plane crashed into a graveyard. The death toll is already at 692 and rescuers are continuing to dig up bodies.

We have a very exclusive graveyard here. People are just dying to get in.

(Oldie but goody, and very lame!)
 
  • #2,183
dkotschessaa said:
We have a very exclusive graveyard here. People are just dying to get in.

(Oldie but goody, and very lame!)
Are there benches there for rigor mortis to set in?
 
  • #2,184
Anna Blanksch said:
A hole was found in a wall at the nudist camp. The police are looking into it...

Someone broke into the police station overnight and stole all the toilet seats. The thief left no clues, and police have nothing to go on.
 
  • #2,185
Anna should start to post in Relationship :wink:
 
  • #2,186
What goes off, until you turn it off?



An alarm clock.
 
  • #2,187
cow crossed the road
 
  • #2,188
I am sitting naked with my iPod in the wardrobe in my GF room, her parents came home too early. What do I do?

Go deeper inside, there will be a detour through Narnia.
 
  • #2,189
Picabo [Peekaboo] Street, the former World Cup alpine ski racer from the U.S., was fired from her new job as an ICU nurse, today. Why? When she answered the phone she would say, Picabo, ICU...
 
  • #2,190
Ivan Seeking said:
Picabo [Peekaboo] Street, the former World Cup alpine ski racer from the U.S., was fired from her new job as an ICU nurse, today. Why? When she answered the phone she would say, Picabo, ICU...

:smile:
 

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