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Don't forget to mention this imaginary guy:Ibix said:Indeed. I believe we stand here on the cusp of a completely new system of reptile-based measurement. I'll post a paper on vixra shortly.
Don't forget to mention this imaginary guy:Ibix said:Indeed. I believe we stand here on the cusp of a completely new system of reptile-based measurement. I'll post a paper on vixra shortly.
The rebel planet must be really small then. Just 12 meters circumference.Ibix said:They coil into circles exactly 1m in diameter and 3m in circumference.
mfb said:The rebel planet must be really small then. Just 12 meters circumference.
On a side note, how does anything ever eat a chameleon? The photographer did all of the work for me here. The only thing they could have done to make the animal more obvious would be to trace the outline with a magic marker. And I still have trouble picking it out of the background...fresh_42 said:Don't forget to mention this imaginary guy:
Ibix said:On a side note, how does anything ever eat a chameleon? The photographer did all of the work for me here. The only thing they could have done to make the animal more obvious would be to trace the outline with a magic marker. And I still have trouble picking it out of the background...
Ibix said:On a side note, how does anything ever eat a chameleon? The photographer did all of the work for me here. The only thing they could have done to make the animal more obvious would be to trace the outline with a magic marker. And I still have trouble picking it out of the background...
The only thing I can see that looks vaguely frog-like is about two thirds of the way across amd a third down. A small orange triangular region just above the right hand end of the large grey-brown leaf oriented top-left/bottom-right.nikkkom said:Ha. Try to find a frog in this pic.
Ibix said:The only thing I can see that looks vaguely frog-like is about two thirds of the way across amd a third down. A small orange triangular region just above the right hand end of the large grey-brown leaf oriented top-left/bottom-right.
Is the iPad still "alive"?fresh_42 said:I asked my son to hand me the newspaper. He said I should get used to modern times and handed me the iPad. So what, the fly is dead now.
nikkkom said:Hmmm... can you attach an edited photo where you circle it?
I believe you.nikkkom said:(BTW, yes, there is a frog in the photo,
I dispute this.nikkkom said:I'm not messing with you guys).
Syntax actually. Commas would have saved it!davenn said:Grammar is important
... and doing shoppingdavenn said:I don't think I have ever met a disabled elderly pregnant child before ?
A snake coiled into a spiral inside pastry would be a piethon. (Add kidneys to get snake and kidney pie.)Ibix said:Better: What do you call a snake that coils into a circle exactly 1m in diameter?.
It's facing to the right? I can just about see legs on the left hand side. I think.nikkkom said:Er... not exactly... Here it is:
nikkkom said:Er... not exactly... Here it is:
Italian agile frog?Ibix said:It's facing to the right? I can just about see legs on the left hand side. I think.
fresh_42 said:Doc: Are you doing any extreme sports?
Me: From time to time I answer back my wife.
Ibix said:It's facing to the right? I can just about see legs on the left hand side. I think.
I would maje a lousy predator.nikkkom said:Yes. Here it is, cut out from the photo.
Color blind predators?Ibix said:On a side note, how does anything ever eat a chameleon? The photographer did all of the work for me here. The only thing they could have done to make the animal more obvious would be to trace the outline with a magic marker. And I still have trouble picking it out of the background...
I see nine ninjas...nikkkom said:
It seems dried off and dead though ... like the whole scene in the photo. But it's still a frog!nikkkom said:Yes. Here it is, cut out from the photo.
Sure can't miss those!fresh_42 said:Don't mind, the guys we're after cannot be slipped that easy![]()
Where? Can you circle them?Noisy Rhysling said:I see nine ninjas.
Ninjas don't circle.Stavros Kiri said:It seems dried off and dead though ... like the whole scene in the photo. But it's still a frog!
Sure can't miss those!
Where? Can you circle them?![]()
Noisy Rhysling said:
Ibix said:That's one of the less plausible tellings of that one I've heard, it must be said. Funny though.
This one's in a similar vein: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/science-jokes-p2.847743/#post-5346238
The editorial comment at the bottom is on the money for me.
Indeed. The first time I heard it was on a Star Trek mailing list, where the carrier was named as the Enterprise. Captain's name not given, though.davenn said:tis wonderful to watch how these stories morph over the years![]()
I wasn't saying you were deliberately lying, I was saying that the shoes don't match that hat!davenn said:well I never stated it as a fact, after all it is a jokes forum section and next to nothing posted in this section bears any
resemblance to reality
that said there are some things I didn't like in that link you posted, they too have glossed over some realities![]()
That's why trenching machines are so handy.davenn said:
davenn said:
Reminds me of my rules of marriage.EnumaElish said:It's next to, but not quite, impossible to find someone who can do that - it's a specific form of synesthesia.
Noisy Rhysling said:A couple of friends super glued a baby carrier onto the top of their car and went driving around LA. The cops weren't amused.
Wasp, Hornet, etc.?Drakkith said:For a few seconds I was picturing a baby aircraft carrier.![]()