Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
  • Debate/contested
  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

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The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons here". A tachyon walks into a bar.
 
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Why do Sadhu's have more resistance?

Becoze they always chant "OM's".
 
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Love triangles: The only triangles Pythagoras didn't have a solution for. (Or did he?)
 
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Ships in bottles are made by retired gynecologists.
 
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.

-RudeComedian
 
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Quick... what's this?

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A worm crawling across a razor blade.
 
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Borek said:

:smile:Hahahaha! I so remember this from the other day. Various radio stations have been copying it. Glad you could find the original and share it.
 
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Borek said:
Ships in bottles are made by retired gynecologists.
Oh yuk. You just made me wonder what retired proctologists do... (?)
 
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I kind of think it's so cute. :biggrin:
 
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What did one fish say to the other? If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
 
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What lights up a football stadium?
A football match.
 
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jmneutr0nn3 said:
What did one fish say to the other? If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
And what did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
 
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Adjoint said:
And what did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!

LoL. Here's another lame joke about anteaters:

Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies.
 
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How many combinations of "u" Pokemon are there from a set of "i" Pokemon?
 
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jmneutr0nn3 said:
LoL. Here's another lame joke about anteaters:

Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies.

:smile::smile:
 
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collinsmark said:
:smile::smile:

Finally, you thought that this joke was funny. Was it really?
Another one:
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
 
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a truck. Badum TSSS
 
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What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaaaaah!
 
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Today's Jokes

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare..

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There is a real shortage of ammunition at the moment in the UK but this morning I lucked in and managed to find a local Gun Shops where I was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the petrol (gas) station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my Land Rover and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, Big Guy...Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" So, I thought about it for a few seconds and then I asked, "What kinda ammo you got?"


cheers
Dave
 
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dkotschessaa said:
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaaaaah!
Wasn't that his favorite verbal expression before and during fight? I notice that in some of his films.
 
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Black and white on 16 wheels. What's this?

This zebra on roller skates.
 

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