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Two wrongs don't make a Right but Three Rights Do Make a Left .
Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
- Exploratory
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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Look! He's escaping like the adult he is!
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Today's weather tip:
If it's raining cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle.
If it's raining cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle.
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Must be a poodle day. I got this in my inbox this morning - Poodle Attack.jtbell said:
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They say: "You are what you eat."
I must be a boiled chicken then... and rice.
I must be a boiled chicken then... and rice.
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Did you hear about the redneck who was racing with a pop-up camper?
They called him Trailer Swift.
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Lameness warning: You may die from the lameness of this joke that I made up while walking the dog yesterday...
Did you that they built a campground they built next to the marine wildlife sanctuary? They had to make separate areas, for all in tents and porpoises.
::bows:
-Dave K
Did you that they built a campground they built next to the marine wildlife sanctuary? They had to make separate areas, for all in tents and porpoises.
::bows:
-Dave K
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Should have known it sort of existed... http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids page/Jokes-Whale.html
::cries::
::cries::
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Girl, are you sin(x)? Well, I'm cos(x); why don't you get on top of me so that we can make tan(x)? ;)
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I realized I shouldn't be racist. That's why I equally hate everyone in the world. *grumpy* 
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that's an interesting solutionPsinter said:I realized I shouldn't be racist. That's why I equally hate everyone in the world. *grumpy*
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Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prarie; the other prowls on the hairy.
One howls on the prarie; the other prowls on the hairy.
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Just heard a woman say: "He made such intense eye contact... I love that man."
Which of course made me think of...
Eye Contact
duh
EDIT: To complete the combo, here is some more...
Which of course made me think of...
Eye Contact
duh
iContact
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【Shakespeare】
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Two lame jokes:
- Rights were violated? Thank goodness I'm a lefty.
- I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
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This isn't very funny; lots of girls have this prob- ohhhhhhhhhhIgetit.Psinter said:
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From my son's book:
Why can't pirates play cards?
Why can't pirates play cards?
They're sitting on the deck.
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From the radio:
What's another word for cute girl in English:
BBQ
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What's another word for cute girl in English:
BBQ
-.-
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How many alphabets are there between C and K?273.
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Sakamo
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Won't you join us?Just leave me argon!
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Sakamo
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U235 has no cation.
But a caution!
But a caution!
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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? - Because they always get stuck at C.
What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass? - Beer
What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass? - Beer
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Sakamo
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Be aware of Paul Harvey.He is radioactive!
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Sakamo
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Cathodic protection works well
in Protestant countries!
in Protestant countries!
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Sakamo
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Salt bridge, aka
Tacoma!
Tacoma!
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Sakamo
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Bond Enthalpy is
007!
007!
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Sakamo
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The cause of Evariste Galois' sudden death.
Half-life!
Half-life!
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