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Two wrongs don't make a Right but Three Rights Do Make a Left .
Collection of Lame Jokes
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Look! He's escaping like the adult he is!
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Today's weather tip:
If it's raining cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle.
If it's raining cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle.
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Must be a poodle day. I got this in my inbox this morning - Poodle Attack.jtbell said:
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They say: "You are what you eat."
I must be a boiled chicken then... and rice.
I must be a boiled chicken then... and rice.
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Did you hear about the redneck who was racing with a pop-up camper?
They called him Trailer Swift.
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Lameness warning: You may die from the lameness of this joke that I made up while walking the dog yesterday...
Did you that they built a campground they built next to the marine wildlife sanctuary? They had to make separate areas, for all in tents and porpoises.
::bows:
-Dave K
Did you that they built a campground they built next to the marine wildlife sanctuary? They had to make separate areas, for all in tents and porpoises.
::bows:
-Dave K
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Should have known it sort of existed... http://www.theoceanadventure.com/kids page/Jokes-Whale.html
::cries::
::cries::
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Girl, are you sin(x)? Well, I'm cos(x); why don't you get on top of me so that we can make tan(x)? ;)
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I realized I shouldn't be racist. That's why I equally hate everyone in the world. *grumpy* 
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that's an interesting solutionPsinter said:I realized I shouldn't be racist. That's why I equally hate everyone in the world. *grumpy*
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Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prarie; the other prowls on the hairy.
One howls on the prarie; the other prowls on the hairy.
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Just heard a woman say: "He made such intense eye contact... I love that man."
Which of course made me think of...
Eye Contact
duh
EDIT: To complete the combo, here is some more...
Which of course made me think of...
Eye Contact
duh
iContact
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【Shakespeare】
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Two lame jokes:
- Rights were violated? Thank goodness I'm a lefty.
- I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.
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This isn't very funny; lots of girls have this prob- ohhhhhhhhhhIgetit.Psinter said:
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From my son's book:
Why can't pirates play cards?
Why can't pirates play cards?
They're sitting on the deck.
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From the radio:
What's another word for cute girl in English:
BBQ
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What's another word for cute girl in English:
BBQ
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How many alphabets are there between C and K?273.
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Sakamo
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Won't you join us?Just leave me argon!
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U235 has no cation.
But a caution!
But a caution!
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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? - Because they always get stuck at C.
What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass? - Beer
What do you get if you put root beer in a square glass? - Beer
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Be aware of Paul Harvey.He is radioactive!
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Sakamo
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Cathodic protection works well
in Protestant countries!
in Protestant countries!
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Sakamo
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Salt bridge, aka
Tacoma!
Tacoma!
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Sakamo
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Bond Enthalpy is
007!
007!
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Sakamo
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The cause of Evariste Galois' sudden death.
Half-life!
Half-life!
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