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How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Collection of Lame Jokes
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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.
PREREQUISITES- Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
- Familiarity with puns and wordplay
- Knowledge of cultural references in humor
- Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
- Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
- Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
- Learn about different styles of comedy, including surrealism and absurdism
- Investigate the role of cultural references in joke-telling
Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.
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Sticky, please!
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A comma or two here would be good.
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I bet he eats shoots and leaves, too!
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D H said:A comma or two here would be good.
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So you were the one stole my mug...
Now that was a lame joke. Yours doesn't qualify D H- its too funny![/size]
Now that was a lame joke. Yours doesn't qualify D H- its too funny![/size]
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Warning: If someone sends you a link to the new Miley Cyrus video, don't click on it.
It's a link to the new Miley Cyrus video.
It's a link to the new Miley Cyrus video.
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D H said:
Ok, I'm "re-sharing" that.
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dkotschessaa said:
I did too.
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dkotschessaa said:
...-lizard-Spock.
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I'm always teasing the kids at work, how brilliant I am.
Today, #1 handed me a magazine, and someone said; "Do you understand any of that"?
I thumbed through the journal, and couldn't understand any of it.
On the last page, was a picture of cats, and I said; "those are cats".
King cats? was blurted out. (czar cats)
major groans.
Later, I mentioned that I was having a bad bout of gas. Someone else responded that they were having the same problem. The conversation devolved into "tooting"
The punmeister then responded; "Perhaps you're the king of tooters! (Tudors)"
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Today, #1 handed me a magazine, and someone said; "Do you understand any of that"?
I thumbed through the journal, and couldn't understand any of it.
On the last page, was a picture of cats, and I said; "those are cats".
King cats? was blurted out. (czar cats)
major groans.
Later, I mentioned that I was having a bad bout of gas. Someone else responded that they were having the same problem. The conversation devolved into "tooting"
The punmeister then responded; "Perhaps you're the king of tooters! (Tudors)"
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Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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Overheard while Fred and Wilma were shopping for new kitchen countertops at the Bedrock Home Depot:
"Can't we get something gneiss instead of the same old schist?"
"Can't we get something gneiss instead of the same old schist?"
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The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
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Indeed, http://xkcd.com/703/
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can always get a physicist to change it for you if you agree to help with some maths questions.
None. You can always get a physicist to change it for you if you agree to help with some maths questions.
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Benjamin Franklin vs. Zeus
http://www.lolbrary.com/content/105/benjamin-franklin-vs-zeus--jason-heuser-30105.jpg
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http://www.ringtail.com/images/people/Peter%20Cushing%20vs%20Chuck%20Norris.jpg
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
- Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
- Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
- Paranoid --- Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
- Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
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jtbell said:
Ok I'll try one
Attention Deficit Disorder - Hark, how the bells..hey those are cool.. where are those from? My friend had those. He's 17. He doesn't drive. Maybe next year. I have a car. It doesn't run...
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Hahaha I lost it at the Paranoid one ! :D
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That is so good, OCD and Paranoid made my day :D
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More sad news from the music industry... Justin Beiber was found alive in his apartment today.
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