Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
  • Familiarity with puns and wordplay
  • Knowledge of cultural references in humor
  • Ability to appreciate absurdity in comedic contexts
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  • Explore the history of puns in literature and comedy
  • Research the psychology of humor and why people enjoy lame jokes
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

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Speaking of lame jokes...
 
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  • #2,672
I once told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
 
  • #2,673
I hate Facebook...

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  • #2,674
Boy: I've never kissed a girl before.

Girl: Me neither.
 
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Did I tell you guys about my racing snail? He wasn't winning much any more. I looked at him and I thought, "you know, he's not very aerodynamic - maybe that's the problem". So I took his shell off to make him more streamlined. But it only made him more sluggish...
 
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What does Mrs Batman say to call Batman in when lunch is ready?

Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, Batman!
 
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You know if it were for me I would marry you, but my mom doesn't let me.
Excuses, in case you didn't get it.
 
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  • #2,679
Probably has been posted before, but:
  1. What does one buttock says to the other?
    • Don't cross the line
  2. What does one rock says to another?
    • Life is hard.
 
  • #2,680
Did you hear the one about the teacher who took a morning after pill?
She wanted to make sure there was no child left behind.
 
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What does the United States says to its enemy countries who are warring and using GPS guided missiles?
-Use Apple Maps.
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Another one:

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I wonoder how many times she got pulled over? :oldtongue:

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Borg said:
I wonoder how many times she got pulled over? :oldtongue:

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"Yes officer, the wheels were on the top when I bought it..."

By the way, it's either a he, or she can't spell blonde.:wink:
 
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What does Bruce Wayne use to power his gadgets?

Bat-eries
 
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Ibix said:
"Yes officer, the wheels were on the top when I bought it..."

By the way, it's either a he, or she can't spell blonde.:wink:
I am blonde, so that narrows it down :D

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Classic literature updated...

Dr. Ahab psychoanalyzes a depressed whale: Mopy Dick.
 
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Ibix said:
Did I tell you guys about my racing snail? He wasn't winning much any more. I looked at him and I thought, "you know, he's not very aerodynamic - maybe that's the problem". So I took his shell off to make him more streamlined. But it only made him more sluggish...
Epilogue:

So I bought him a car, and painted S's all along the side.
That way, when he raced down the street people can point and say "Lookit that Es car go!"
 
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We need a "groan" button for this thread, when "like" isn't quite appropriate...
 
  • #2,689
Well, there goes my avatar. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,690
Got a bladder infection? Oops, urine trouble!
 
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jtbell said:
Classic literature updated...

Dr. Ahab psychoanalyzes a depressed whale: Mopy Dick.
In an astonishing coincidence, I heard this term a second time the same day - in an episode of Mike & Molly.
 
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Dear math, please accept the fact that x's gone and won't come back again. Stop asking us to find it for you and try to go on your life without it!:oldeyes:
 
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Lisa! said:
Dear math, please accept the fact that x's gone and won't come back again. Stop asking us to find it for you and try to go on your life without it!:oldeyes:
Y?
 
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Borg said:
Y?
\frac{b\cos x}{u}
 
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.
 
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jtbell said:
Classic literature updated...

Dr. Ahab psychoanalyzes a depressed whale: Mopy Dick.
Erectile dysfunction?
 
  • #2,697
Why does a hummingbird hum?

Because it doesn't know the words.
 
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I'm cool because I'm 0K.

(Look carefully...)
 
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PWiz said:
I'm cool because I'm 0K.

(Look carefully...)

:oldcool:
 
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