Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #2,701
Who is the head of Teheran's parking enforcement squad?

The I'll-a-tow-yah.
 
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  • #2,702
You can't run through a campground.
You can only ran.

Because it's past tents.
 
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  • #2,703
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
 
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  • #2,704
lisab said:
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
Gonna use this one on my next dive. :)
 
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  • #2,705
DaveC426913 said:
Gonna use this one on my next dive. :)
These are supposed to be lame jokes.
I laughed so hard, picturing people in scuba gear falling forward into the boat. :DD
 
  • #2,706
What did Linda see when she took her cat to the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy claws.
 
  • #2,707
Why can't you play dubsteps aboard the ISS?

Because you can't "drop" the bass.
 
  • #2,708
2th.ave.jpg


Rumour hath it, that there ith a ferry at the end of thith avenue.
 
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  • #2,709
2th Avenue is the perfect address for a dentist's office.
 
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  • #2,710
jtbell said:
2th Avenue is the perfect address for a dentist's office.
Lol, not bad... :oldbiggrin:
 
  • #2,711
What is claustrophobia?
It's the fear of closed spaces, like when you are going to the shop for some booze, but are afraid that the shop is closed.
 
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  • #2,712
The main function of the propeller on a plane is to cool the pilot.

If the propeller stops, you'll see him start to sweat.
 
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  • #2,713
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.
 
  • #2,714
Have you ever heard of zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out.
 
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  • #2,715
What's the biggest kind of fish in Panama?

Lox.
 
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  • #2,716
Anybody in here lose a cat ?

2chxhr5.jpg
 
  • #2,717
What do you call a Donkey with three legs ?

A Wonkey
 
  • #2,718
Where do ghosts, goblins and zombies go for a cruise on Halloween?

The Eerie Canal.
 
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Fair enough, I can see I need to up the... bar

Venus Jupiter and Mars walk into a bar

The bartender says; " why the long face Jupiter ? "

Jupiter turns to the bartender after looking at his compatriots and says; " I've got 63 little ones running circles around me day in day out, which by the way is only about 9 hours. No one ever talks about my rings like they do some other planets. I've had the same red spot on my bottom side for about 350 years, and every planet says " I have an icy cold metal heart "

" Do you have any other brilliant questions ? "

The bartender turns to Mars and Venus and says "I would have guessed it was the elongated orbital period." Venus and Mars both chuckle as Jupiter stares at the bartender with disdain
 
  • #2,720
I walked into a library and asked for a book on Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat.

The librarian said "The name rings a bell but I don't know if we have it or not."
 
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  • #2,721
I heard it was Schrödinger's litter box that presented more of a problem
 
  • #2,722
Only if he looked.
 
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  • #2,723
What kind of music does a zombie banjo band play on Halloween?

Boograss.
 
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  • #2,724
FeDeX_LaTeX said:
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Not half as bad as the mathematician who couldn't make it to the restroom in time

He had to use the floor function
 
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Isaacsname said:
Not half as bad as the mathematician who couldn't make it to the restroom in time

He had to use the floor function
Jesus christ! :D
 
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nuuskur said:
Jesus christ! :D

told you I'd be back :P
 
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  • #2,727
Why can't bicycles stand on their own?
It's because they're two tired.
 
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  • #2,728
Why did the computer crash?

It's driver was going too fast.
 
  • #2,729
Some of the high school textbooks around here are called Quark.
So when some other students (teaching degree) were considering ordering a set of those I couldn't help myself.

I had to ask if you could get them separately. They probably didn't get it.
Could've asked if they were in colour now I think about it.
 
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  • #2,730
What do you call a fear of fat men with white beards, wearing red suits?

Claustrophobia
 
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