Collection of Lame Jokes

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Discussion Overview

The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.

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  • Conceptual clarification

Main Points Raised

  • Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
  • Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
  • A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
  • There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
  • Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.

  • #2,731
I was cooking earlier, and my six year old (he's younger than this thread...) wanted me to help him find some toy or other. But the sauce was boiling and the pasta was boiling over so I told him he'd have to look for himself. He asked me why he should look for his own body.

I started to explain that I just meant he needed to do his own searching, but then I noticed the huge grin on his face. So I turned all the rings down to minimum and went and gave him a hug. His first lame joke! I'm so proud! :approve:
 
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  • #2,732
Ibix said:
I was cooking earlier, and my six year old (he's younger than this thread...) wanted me to help him find some toy or other. But the sauce was boiling and the pasta was boiling over so I told him he'd have to look for himself. He asked me why he should look for his own body.

I started to explain that I just meant he needed to do his own searching, but then I noticed the huge grin on his face. So I turned all the rings down to minimum and went and gave him a hug. His first lame joke! I'm so proud! :approve:

That goes on the list of remembrances next to "first steps!"
 
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  • #2,733
At the entrance of the vaccination office: "TB or not TB, that is the question".
 
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  • #2,734
WWGD said:
At the entrance of the vaccination office: "TB or not TB, that is the question".
That is clever :D
 
  • #2,736
cool-sink-door-life-questions.jpg
 
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  • #2,737
BWAWAAHH! That's not lame, that made me laugh out loud!
 
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  • #2,738
let that sink in :D :D
 
  • #2,739
WWGD said:
At the entrance of the vaccination office: "TB or not TB, that is the question".

Tubby, or not Tubby, fat is the question.
 
  • #2,740
Most of the jokes on this thread are not truly lame.

A truly lame joke is one that simply comes to one at some dull moment, as when I was getting off an elevator last night. It is more of a joke that should not even be said.. But I'll say it anyway:

Q: What did Bach say in a previous life?
A: "I'll be Bach."

::takes a deep bow::
 
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  • #2,741
You carnot reduce entropy.Works better if you don't know the French pronunciation.
 
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  • #2,742
Which door would you choose?

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  • #2,743
What's purple and commutes?

An abelian grape.
 
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  • #2,744
Some of Beethoven's contemporaries were visiting his grave after his death when they heard some really strange music... they pondered this and tried to understand it, when one of them said "Oh, it's his 7th symphony played backward... he's decomposing!"
 
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  • #2,745
Some more groaners... and these are courtesy of my ex girlfriend's best friend, who really wasn't terribly bright... they aren't quite jokes, but they are sure groaners.

One day she was really thirsty... and she said she was 'perched'.
Another time she took a shower, and afterward she said she felt 'rejubilated'
 
  • #2,746
Super bowl joke,

How do you choke a Carolina panther?

Feed him some bronco! Lol
 
  • #2,747
jtbell said:
Which door would you choose?

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You can do the same joke with Hamlet's pencil.
 
  • #2,748
DrGreg said:
You can do the same joke with Hamlet's pencil.
B{2}|[^B]{2}

...for those that can read regexes.
 
  • #2,749
But "AB" are not two B.
B{2}|.[^B]|[^B].
Or, shorter: ..
 
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  • #2,750
mfb said:
But "AB" are not two B.
...is not two B? Ain't not two B? Be not two B?
mfb said:
B{2}|.[^B]|[^B].
I knew there was a better one than mine.
mfb said:
Or, shorter: ..
Heh. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,751
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
 
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  • #2,752
Q: Two cats were crossing a river - one named 'One Two Three' and the other named 'Un Deux Trios'. Which one made it?
A: 'One Two Three' - because the Un Deux Trois Cat Sank.
 
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  • #2,753
Enigman said:
Two wrongs don't make a Right but Three Rights Do Make a Left .

Even more succinct:

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
 
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  • #2,754
lendav_rott said:
That is so good, OCD and Paranoid made my day :D
Excuse me. It's actually CDO.
Same as OCD, just with the letters in the right order.
As. They. Should. Be.
 
  • #2,755
DaveC426913 said:
Excuse me. It's actually CDO.
Same as OCD, just with the letters in the right order.
As. They. Should. Be.
Yeah, I never understood what the big fuss with novels is all about. I much prefer dictionaries, where the same words are in alphabetical order :wink:
 
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  • #2,756
DrClaude said:
Yeah, I never understood what the big fuss with novels is all about. I much prefer dictionaries, where the same words are in alphabetical order :wink:
This is not a lame joke. This is science history. Hooke published his eponymous law this way at first, in Latin.
 
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  • #2,757
Ibix said:
...is not two B? Ain't not two B? Be not two B?

Guess that's the question then huh?

Some would say, YEP

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die
 
  • #2,758
funny-Bach-playing-piano-backflip.jpg


:rolleyes:
 
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  • #2,759
You and I are like parallel lines.
We have so much in common, but we will never meet.
:frown:

It's either lame or sad. I don't know.
 
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  • #2,760
Take the geometry of a sphere, then all lines meet :).
 
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