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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • #2,791
DrGreg said:
That reminds me.

What was the owl's telephone extension number?
2820
This assumes you pronounce "0" as "oh"

(That also works for PIN number.)
I still don't get it. :(
 
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  • #2,792
DaveC426913 said:
I still don't get it. :(
Me neither. We are in the same boat.
 
  • #2,793
DaveC426913 said:
I still don't get it. :(
Two eight two oh isn't too far from twit twoo.

Psinter - this is the canonical noise of an owl in English, although many don't make anything like this sound.
 
  • #2,794
First Mate: "Captain! Enemy ship on the horizon, approaching fast!"
Captain: "Cabin Boy! Fetch me my Red Coat."
First Mate: "I've always wondered Captain, why the red coat when we go into battle?"
Captain: "So the enemy can't see my blood stains."

First Mate: "Captain! Twenty more enemy ships on the horizon, approaching fast!"
Captain: "Cabin Boy! Fetch me my Brown Pants."
 
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  • #2,795
Ibix said:
Two eight two oh isn't too far from twit twoo.

Psinter - this is the canonical noise of an owl in English,
Huh. Never heard this before.
 
  • #2,796
Ibix said:
Two eight two oh isn't too far from twit twoo.

Psinter - this is the canonical noise of an owl in English, although many don't make anything like this sound.
Oh. Now I get it. Yeah, that was lame.
 
  • #2,798
Wait wait.

Twit twoo isn't the same as a wolf whistle, is it?

 
  • #2,799
Similar, although more mating call than sexual harassment. There's an mp3 at the link I provided.

Edit: ...or was that a "whistling at the birds" joke I missed?
 
  • #2,800
This is not a science joke, but I can't find Lame jokes now. The search function doesn't work on mobile.

Why do fat people envy elephants?
Because if the elephant weights 200kg he is considered underweight.
 
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What's your wife/hubby?
Super.

What's a scam artist?
Super duper.

A baby?
Super duper pooper.

A dog?
Super duper snooper.

You walking your dog?
Super duper pooper scooper.

A housefly?
Super duper pooper snooper.

:sleep:
 
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  • #2,802
256bits said:
What's your wife/hubby?
Super.

What's a scam artist?
Super duper.

A baby?
Super duper pooper.

A dog?
Super duper snooper.

You walking your dog?
Super duper pooper scooper.

A housefly?
Super duper pooper snooper.

[emoji99]
Haha that's really lame!
 
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OK. I'm getting grossed out now.?:)
 
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  • #2,806
256bits said:
You walking your dog?
Super duper pooper scooper.
When you accidentally put the stuff in your grocery bag?
Super duper pooper scooper blooper.
 
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Borg said:
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You don't know how to empty the Pooh bowl, do you ?
 
  • #2,808
A waiter asks a blonde:
- Would you like your pizza sliced to 6 or 12 pieces?
- 6 please, I couldn't eat 12
 
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  • #2,809
Heh, the variant around here is about vlaai.
Usually cut in eight but for the small appetite they can slice it in 4 pieces.
 
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  • #2,810
As long as we're telling blonde jokes...

A blonde is celebrating with champagne at a bar and offers to buy a glass for the guy next to her.
"Thanks! What are we celebrating?"
"Glad you asked!" She whips a jigsaw puzzle box out of her purse.
"See this puzzle? It was super hard - but I finished it in only two years! Aren't I smart??"
The guy says "What's so smart about that?"
The blonde is undeterred.
"Look, right here on the box! It says 3+ years."
 
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  • #2,811
4 men walk into a bar, they realize there's only one bar stool...
 
  • #2,812
twiz_ said:
4 men walk into a bar, they realize there's only one bar stool...
I don't get it.
 
  • #2,813
2 others didn't get it either.
 
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  • #2,814
DaveC426913 said:
I don't get it.

...so they flip the 4-legged barstool upside down
 
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twiz_ said:
...so they flip the 4-legged barstool upside down
:biggrin: bhuhaha
 
  • #2,816
Three tomatoes are walking on the street, Mama tomato, papa tomato and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts to lag behind and papa tomato gets angry. He goes back, squishes the baby tomato and says: catchup!
 
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  • #2,817
twiz_ said:
...so they flip the 4-legged barstool upside down
OK, that was too lame. :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,818
What do you get when someone throws a bottle of omega-3 capsules at you?

Super fish oil injuries.
 
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  • #2,819
I've got everything 0.000001% under control. Or in other words: micro-controlled.
 
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  • #2,820
Psinter said:
I've got everything 0.000001% under control. Or in other words: micro-controlled.
That's 10-8, not 10-6.
 
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