Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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  • Understanding of basic joke structure and humor types
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Anyone looking to enhance their comedic repertoire, including aspiring comedians, writers, and individuals interested in the mechanics of humor. This discussion is particularly beneficial for those who enjoy light-hearted, silly jokes and want to understand their appeal.

  • #1,981
FtlIsAwesome said:
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  • #1,982
FlexGunship said:
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OVINe
 
  • #1,983
FtlIsAwesome said:
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FtlIsAwesome said:
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FlexGunship said:
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lisab said:
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Possess
 
  • #1,984
I found this amusing:
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Oh batman...
 
  • #1,985
Lancelot59 said:
I found this amusing:
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Oh batman...

C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
 
  • #1,986
FlexGunship said:
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!


:C

Now I see what's going on.
 
  • #1,987
Right over my head. ALIENS!
 
  • #1,988
Number of previous jokes I do not get: 2.
 
  • #1,989
What do snowmen want for Christmas?

Snowblowers.
 
  • #1,990
What did the women reindeer do with their evening while the men helped Santa?

Went into town and blew a few bucks.
 
  • #1,991
Finally something I got.
 
  • #1,992
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? ”

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis Bull……
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs…..

“Your badge… Show him your badge!”
 
  • #1,993
Ivan Seeking said:
What do snowmen want for Christmas?

Snowblowers.

Ha! Quite funny.
DaveC426913 said:
What did the women reindeer do with their evening while the men helped Santa?

Went into town and blew a few bucks.
I'm going to share these around...
 
  • #1,994
What did K say to L?
Hello L.
 
  • #1,995
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg
 
  • #1,996
Lancelot59 said:
Ha! Quite funny.
I'm going to share these around...

What happened when the snowman tried to buy a snowblower?

He got a snowjob.
 
  • #1,997
Ivan Seeking said:
What happened when the snowman tried to buy a snowblower?

He got a snowjob.

I found that funny, my friend didn't though...
 
  • #1,998
Lancelot59 said:
I found that funny, my friend didn't though...

Obviously you have better taste than your friend does. :biggrin:
 
  • #1,999
Borg said:
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg
Mmmmm! Bacon. I haz bacon, but the shirt would be nice, too.
 
  • #2,000
turbo said:
Mmmmm! Bacon. I haz bacon, but the shirt would be nice, too.
The image is directly from the site where it's available.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/d4a0/?srp=3
 
  • #2,001
Borg said:
Mmmm, BaCoN.

d4a0_periodic_bacon.jpg

:smile::smile::smile: naturally i find this terribly hilarious lololz
 
  • #2,002
Ivan Seeking said:
Obviously you have better taste than your friend does. :biggrin:
Indeed.
 
  • #2,003
What is Santa's native language?
North Polish.
 
  • #2,004
Ivan Seeking said:
Donald Trump is hosting a debate for the Republican party.

But Trump may be the only one there! :smile:

All but two candidates have refused to attend.
 
  • #2,005
What smells and rings like a bell?

DUNGggggg...
 
  • #2,006
what did the pioneers say when they first stepped on afrikan soil?

we are in for a dark future...


meh... makes more sense in danish. and fvi I am not white myself so i would´t consider it to be a racist joke, just... lame!
 
  • #2,007
mrnicknames said:
and fvi I am not white myself so i would´t consider it to be a racist joke, just... lame!
This is a common fallacy. Racism is racism, regardless of who speaks it.
 
  • #2,008
DaveC426913 said:
This is a common fallacy. Racism is racism, regardless of who speaks it.

Then I am a racist. You don't want to know what I think about average white.
 
  • #2,009
Borek said:
Then I am a racist.

I tend to be racist when it comes to my driving.
 
  • #2,010
Borek said:
Then I am a racist. You don't want to know what I think about average white.

Lets not go there...

Ivan Seeking said:
I tend to be racist when it comes to my driving.
HA! I get it...
 

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