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That's terrific, Davenn. I've posted it on a woodworking forum and it took 2 seconds to get its first "like"
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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix
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You know how you drop a nut and it vanishes somewhere never to be seen again? It's probably feral wrenches taking them to feed their brood of baby spanners.davenn said:
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Ibix said:
YOU'VE SOLVED IT!
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I always thought robot squirrels buried them somewhere.Ibix said:
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Now all we need is some wrench poison...dkotschessaa said:
Could be both? Maybe there's a whole mechanical ecology out there...jtbell said:
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Ibix said:
WD40?
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Ibix
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That's an aphrodisiac, according to Red Dwarf. But maybe it also makes their jaws too well lubricated to pick up more nuts? It could work.dkotschessaa said:
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What took you so long to figure it out?Ibix said:
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haha
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One I just read:
Did you hear about the Imperial Stormtrooper and the Starfleet security guard who got into a fight? The Stormtrooper missed every shot but the redshirt died anyway.
Did you hear about the Imperial Stormtrooper and the Starfleet security guard who got into a fight? The Stormtrooper missed every shot but the redshirt died anyway.
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Just saw that one ... lol! ...mfb said:
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You younger folks won't likely get this one
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I'm not sure if I got it, which perhaps means I'm probably still young!phinds said:
[Question: is it the same guy? ... Or his mother or something? Or perhaps I don't even want to know? ...]
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It's from a 60's TV showStavros Kiri said:I'm not sure if I got it, which perhaps means I'm probably still young!
[Question: is it the same guy? ... Or his mother or something? Or perhaps I don't even want to know? ...]
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Ok. I wasn't around in the sixties, but I will look it up, since I think I've seen the guy somewhere.phinds said:
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Is that what you have in mind?phinds said:
http://thegreatamericandisconnect.b...f-sessions-to-reprise-granny-clampet.html?m=1
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Stavros Kiri said:
probably yes :)
the similarity in looks is scary hahaha
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One wonders whether Granny Clampett might do a better job of leading the war on terror. 
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What did the Martian mouse say to the first Earthlings that he met after landing here?
"Take me to your Liederkranz!"
"Take me to your Liederkranz!"
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Let's keep political comments out of this thread...strangerep said:One wonders whether Granny Clampett might do a better job of leading the war on terror.
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The real funny thing about it is the meaning of "Liederkranz" which translates as songs' circle, which makes it a triple joke.jtbell said:
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Remember the girl who sold sea shells by the sea shell shore? Well, those shells have gone high tech, with Bluetooth connectivity and built-in amplifiers so you can better hear the ocean roar.
So, now she sells C cells for her sea shells.
So, now she sells C cells for her sea shells.
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ohhh dear ...
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this would freak them out ...
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How does a lion greet other animals in the jungle?
Pleased to eat you.
(Courtesy of one of my son's classmates)
Pleased to eat you.
(Courtesy of one of my son's classmates)
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There should be a 'groan' button instead of 'like', especially for this thread.
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And how do the other animals greet the lion in the jungle?
"Please don't eat me!"
"Please don't eat me!"