Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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First day as a pilot:

CONTROL TOWER: Can you give us your position?

ME: I'm beside the cloud who looks like a lion.

CONTROL TOWER: Can you be more precise?

ME: Simba.
 
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jack action said:
First day as a pilot:

CONTROL TOWER: Can you give us your position?

ME: I'm beside the cloud who looks like a lion.

CONTROL TOWER: Can you be more precise?

ME: Simba.
For a moment, I thought the joke was going to be...

CONTROL TOWER: Can you give us your position?

ME: I'm in the cockpit.
 
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  • #8,283
First practice day in helicopter school.

Teacher: Now please lift slowly and stay within the borders of this taxi drive.
...
Teacher: Ok, try to stay above the airport.
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Teacher: Please, don't leave the country.
 
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jack action said:
The dog was much happier before her
Not the same person, not the same dog.

 
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Too cute
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This. 🤣
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jack action said:
I don't see the funny on this map. :confused::wink:

@DrClaude is right though, a slight inaccuracy on the map. The death zone is actually in the Alabama / Mississippi / Louisiana / Northwest Florida area. CRAZY HUMIDITY! The ocean actually cools the east coast enough to make it bearable and the west coast is cooled a lot by the Pacific ocean, so it's a great place to be.

As for the snowbirds, watch the first few minutes of this documentary and you will have to watch it till the end! They are so cute and funny! See them learning to speak english at the 13th-14th minute! These people are from my parent's generation and you will fall in love with them!


Yet, still not Hot enough for them - some snowbirds do seem to be wearing skin tight sticky brown leather.
:rolleyes:
 
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A bit of difference between maintain and contain...

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"The policeman is not there to create disorder. The policeman is there to preserve disorder". Mayor Richard J. Daley, 1968.
 
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I lived in Brunei for six months thirty-odd years ago. All restaurants had a standard official sign in Malay and English. I can't speak for the Malay, but the English text said "Muslims are restricted to drinking alcohol in this restaurant".
 
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Q - What's the quickest way to make your kids smart?

A - Spank them.
 
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Loved reading the MAD comic before it disappeared ...

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