Collection of Lame Jokes

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[phinds]

 

[DennisN]

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[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Three- tense=thirtye

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It tastes good, but, it takes a while to, well, dislodge from my system. Somehow in my phone apps display, the McD's app is next to my step tracker app. Ironic.

 

[phinds]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[jack action]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

I started a band called 999 megabytes.

We still didn't get a gig yet.

 

[dextercioby]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DrGreg]

There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those with bad memory
1. Those with bad memory

 

[DennisN]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

Cop stopped me for excessive speeding and I told him he couldn't arrest me for being a good consumer. I paid for the whole speedometer and by God I'm going to USE the whole speedometer !

 

[gmax137]

Those who know, know. lol...

 

[Borg]

Maybe he was just expecting a three hour cruise.

 

[davenn]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

Cop stopped me for excessive speeding and I told him he couldn't arrest me for being a good consumer. I paid for the whole speedometer and by God I'm going to USE the whole speedometer !

Cop stopped me last night and asked whether I was in a hurry. I confirmed and said that I'm late to a
lecture about the socio-economic phenomena and their impact on global interactions through alcohol as well as on the personal consequences to private circumstances of life. He asked who in the world would hold a lecture at almost midnight. I told him, my wife.

 

[Borg]

All these police stories remind me of the time that I saw a woman get pulled over for speeding in my neighborhood. As I walked past, the officer had just gotten to her car. She rolled her window down and the first thing that she said was "I'm in a hurry". I didn't stick around for the rest of the conversation but I'll bet that was fun.

 

[Ibix]

Those who know, know. lol...

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[dextercioby]

 

[phinds]

 

[jrmichler]

Or a really bad smell. Or the fun of shoveling it out when it fills up. Yep, BTDT. At the cottage, fortunately.

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[dextercioby]

 

[DaveC426913]

^{I made a thing.}

 

[256bits]

A biology joke.

What would bears do without bees?

Ans. they would become ears.

 

[256bits]

Some more corny-ness.

Bicycles fall over because they are two tired.
Cows wear bells because their horns don't work.
The horse tripped and exclaimed for help, "I can't giddy-up!"

 

[DrGreg]

A biology joke.

What would bears do without bees?

Ans. they would become ears.

Q: What's the most dangerous bee?
A: The hepatitus bee.

Corollary:
Q: What's the most dangerous sea?
A: (work that one out for yourself)

 

[DennisN]

 

[256bits]

Q: What's the most dangerous sea?
A: (work that one out for yourself)

Le question est difficile a conprendre.

 

[fresh_42]

Le question est difficile a conprendre.

But only because you haven't defined "dangerous". I find all seas dangerous.

 

[256bits]

There once was a wise C letter
Who thought to show them better
So he/she argued the point
And cleared out the joint
And the C-difficiile got all the cheddar.