Collection of Lame Jokes

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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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That describes Covid-Sars-2 - a virus that behaves similar erratic as the words in there - rather than the year.
 
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That erratic virus has lead to erratic behavior elsewhere, too.
 
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Lost my pizza cutter.
So I used my Bryan Adam's CD.

It cuts like a knife.
 
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source: https://www.facebook.com/IFLScience/videos/619407445257543/
 
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Leaving a surprise for the hotel maid:

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I lent 20 $ to a blind man. He told me: «I'll reimburse you next time I see you.»
 
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WWGD said:
Leaving a surprise for the hotel maid:
Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.
 
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mfb said:
Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.
It was likely the check and the customer left it there. Still, are we still doing deep analysis for jokes?
 
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Yesterday, I saw two blind men in a street fight. You should have seen their faces when I said to them that I was betting on the one with the knife ...
 
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