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That describes Covid-Sars-2 - a virus that behaves similar erratic as the words in there - rather than the year.
 
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Leaving a surprise for the hotel maid:

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WWGD said:
Leaving a surprise for the hotel maid:
Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.
 
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mfb said:
Based on the bed, this was left by the hotel staff.
It was likely the check and the customer left it there. Still, are we still doing deep analysis for jokes?
 
Yesterday, I saw two blind men in a street fight. You should have seen their faces when I said to them that I was betting on the one with the knife ...
 
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