Collection of Lame Jokes

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This forum discussion centers around a collection of lame jokes shared by users, showcasing a variety of humor styles. Notable jokes include, "A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, 'Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill,'" and "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." Participants engage in light-hearted banter, with some jokes eliciting groans and laughter alike. The thread emphasizes the enjoyment of humor that is intentionally silly or absurd, appealing to those who appreciate puns and wordplay.

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Jarvis323 said:
Lies
Spoilsport :smile:

It's still a good moral
 
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This morning I saw on the news a report that plastic surgeries have decreased during the pandemic, with one major exception: butt implants are up 22%.

Does this mean that Zoom mooning is the latest new trend?
 
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Jarvis323 said:
Lies.
Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good internet meme.
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good internet meme.
But do let Facebook checkers stand in the way.

I posted this fakery to FB as part of my personal "Everything you read is a lie" public service campaign.

Facebook found and flagged it within minutes as containing false information.
 
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etotheipi said:
I don't get it
You shouldn't have told us. :biggrin:
 
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etotheipi said:
I don't get it
You are supposed to sound more self-important when you say that
 
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etotheipi said:
I don't get it
Same with me. Just do as I do, and give a thumbs up anyway to encourage those who cannot distinguish good from mediocre humor. With practice, maybe they'll be as good as me one day.
 
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same vibes

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WWGD said:
This should not be in the joke section but in the animal lovers section.
 
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DennisN said:
The second guy in that picture looks like a Linux user :smile: :

View attachment 282718

As a Ubuntu fanboy user, the actual steps are more like:
Step I. Take a look at Ask Ubuntu and apply the most suitable answer
Step II. Problem solved :wink:
 
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If you are born single it's not your mistake but if you die single it's your mistake.
 
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I saw an ad that said: «Radio on sale, 2$, volume stuck on full.»

I thought, "I can't turn that down."
 
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" I don't want a vaccine, I don't want harmful things in my body"
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WWGD said:
" I don't want a vaccine, I don't want harmful things in my body"
A slightly closer translation would be "I won't be vaccinated, I won't let them put harmful things in my body", which brings out the full anti-vaxx conspiracy theory nuttiness that's being lampooned.
 
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phinds said:
This should not be in the joke section but in the animal lovers section.
Maybe a new Intersection of sections section?
 
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