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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Visit at the museum:

3 idiots forgot their phones at home.

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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.
 
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Bread is like the Sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
 
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BREAKING NEWS:

Gas prices are now so high, it is actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
 
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The TV commercials for NBC's new series "La Brea" reminded me of this classic:

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Cultural reference for those who need it: La Brea Tar Pits
 
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Guy went to doctor, had not been able to clean his bowels for a whole year. Dr says :" You're full of s*it".
 
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How does a lump of coal find a girlfriend?

Carbon dating.
 
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