Collection of Lame Jokes

[fresh_42]

 

[phinds]

Or @artis is making a horse joke.

Possibly

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Or @artis is making a horse joke.

Well that's a horse of a different color.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I dunno, the horse thing isn't working for me , could the horse be broken?

Maybe if you can find a good cowboy.

 

[DaveC426913]

I dunno, the horse thing isn't working for me , could the horse be broken?

Just in case, you're not pulling our leg - do you really not get it?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Just in case, you're not pulling our leg - do you really not get it?

WE have A leg?

 

[fresh_42]

WE have A leg?

Only one? Whose turn is it?

 

[ergospherical]

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Only one? Whose turn is it?

I get the leg on weekends!

 

[fresh_42]

I get the leg on weekends!

You're kidding me. It is the weekend, and you obviously didn't know we had a leg!

WE have A leg?

As soon as we know that we have a leg, the arguments start.

 

[WWGD]

I get the leg on weekends!

Just horsing around. Not sure if the Weeknd knows someone's holding his leg. You might not make it. EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Weeknd

 

[Ivan Seeking]

You're kidding me. It is the weekend, and you obviously didn't know we had a leg!

As soon as we know that we have a leg, the arguments start.

No, I just thought we had two. And it is only the weekend on Metric Time, not Standard Time.

Who lost the other PF leg?

 

[fresh_42]

 

[BillTre]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

I prefer this one because it speaks a truth about women versus men while dealing some warm, nutritious karma:A man was driving a narrow country road and crested a ridge. On the way down, he passed a car coming up the hill. A woman leaned out the car and yelled "PIG! The man yelled back at her: "COW!"

At the bottom of the hill he promptly rain into a pig on the road.

 

[artis]

More likely your sense of humor is broken. Or perhaps your attention to detail.

Ok I'll admit , I kind of did not get the yoke yesterday because I quickly gazed over the possible color explanations missing the gullible part... but then again @Ibix yes I was instead trying to make a horse joke.

In the end the joke is on me , well well it seems the "STABLES" have turned.

 

[BillTre]

 

[DaveC426913]

Ok I'll admit , I kind of did not get the yoke yesterday

Vindication is mine!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Vindication is mine!
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His head is shaped like an eye but his eyes aren't.

 

[WWGD]

His head is shaped like an eye but his eyes aren't.

I always thought of the shape as that of a football.

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]

 

[WWGD]

 

[BillTre]

 

[phinds]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Mayhem]

What does a university student have in common with a wave function? Quantum mechanics can extract all of the energy from both.

 

[WWGD]