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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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Ibix said:
Or @artis is making a horse joke.
Well that's a horse of a different color.
 
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artis said:
I dunno, the horse thing isn't working for me , could the horse be broken?
Maybe if you can find a good cowboy.
 
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artis said:
I dunno, the horse thing isn't working for me , could the horse be broken?
Just in case, you're not pulling our leg - do you really not get it?
 
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DaveC426913 said:
Just in case, you're not pulling our leg - do you really not get it?
WE have A leg?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
WE have A leg?
Only one? Whose turn is it?
 
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fresh_42 said:
Only one? Whose turn is it?
I get the leg on weekends!
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
I get the leg on weekends!
You're kidding me. It is the weekend, and you obviously didn't know we had a leg!
Ivan Seeking said:
WE have A leg?
As soon as we know that we have a leg, the arguments start.
 
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fresh_42 said:
You're kidding me. It is the weekend, and you obviously didn't know we had a leg!

As soon as we know that we have a leg, the arguments start.
No, I just thought we had two. And it is only the weekend on Metric Time, not Standard Time.

Who lost the other PF leg?
 
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I prefer this one because it speaks a truth about women versus men while dealing some warm, nutritious karma:A man was driving a narrow country road and crested a ridge. On the way down, he passed a car coming up the hill. A woman leaned out the car and yelled "PIG! The man yelled back at her: "COW!"

At the bottom of the hill he promptly rain into a pig on the road.
 
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phinds said:
More likely your sense of humor is broken. Or perhaps your attention to detail.
Ok I'll admit , I kind of did not get the yoke yesterday because I quickly gazed over the possible color explanations missing the gullible part... but then again @Ibix yes I was instead trying to make a horse joke.

In the end the joke is on me , well well it seems the "STABLES" have turned.
 
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artis said:
Ok I'll admit , I kind of did not get the yoke yesterday
Vindication is mine!
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DaveC426913 said:
Vindication is mine!
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His head is shaped like an eye but his eyes aren't. :oldconfused:
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
His head is shaped like an eye but his eyes aren't. :oldconfused:
I always thought of the shape as that of a football.
 
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What does a university student have in common with a wave function? Quantum mechanics can extract all of the energy from both.
 
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