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Collection of Lame Jokes
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Discussion Overview
The thread centers around sharing and enjoying lame jokes, with participants contributing various humorous quips and puns. The discussion explores the nature of humor, particularly focusing on jokes that are intentionally corny or groan-inducing.
Discussion Character
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- Conceptual clarification
Main Points Raised
- Some participants share their favorite lame jokes, such as the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and variations on animal-related humor.
- Others express differing opinions on the quality of certain jokes, with some finding them hilarious while others consider them unfunny or "lame." For example, one participant finds a specific horse joke funny, while another insists it doesn't qualify as lame.
- A few jokes incorporate wordplay and puns, such as the "frayed knot" joke and the "super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis" joke, which elicit mixed reactions.
- There are discussions about surreal humor, with some participants questioning the nature of certain jokes and their classification as humor, such as the "fish" response to a lightbulb question.
- Participants also engage in playful banter about the quality of jokes and the nature of humor itself, with some joking about the reactions to their contributions.
Areas of Agreement / Disagreement
There is no clear consensus on what constitutes a "lame" joke, as participants express a range of opinions on the humor shared. Some jokes are appreciated by certain individuals while others find them lacking, indicating a diversity of taste in humor.
Contextual Notes
Some jokes rely on specific cultural references or wordplay that may not be universally understood, leading to varied interpretations among participants.
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PossiblyIbix said:
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Well that's a horse of a different color.Ibix said:
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Maybe if you can find a good cowboy.artis said:
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Just in case, you're not pulling our leg - do you really not get it?artis said:
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WE have A leg?DaveC426913 said:
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Only one? Whose turn is it?Ivan Seeking said:
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I get the leg on weekends!fresh_42 said:
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You're kidding me. It is the weekend, and you obviously didn't know we had a leg!Ivan Seeking said:
As soon as we know that we have a leg, the arguments start.Ivan Seeking said:
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Just horsing around. Not sure if the Weeknd knows someone's holding his leg. You might not make it. EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_WeekndIvan Seeking said:
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No, I just thought we had two. And it is only the weekend on Metric Time, not Standard Time.fresh_42 said:
Who lost the other PF leg?
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I prefer this one because it speaks a truth about women versus men while dealing some warm, nutritious karma:A man was driving a narrow country road and crested a ridge. On the way down, he passed a car coming up the hill. A woman leaned out the car and yelled "PIG! The man yelled back at her: "COW!"
At the bottom of the hill he promptly rain into a pig on the road.
At the bottom of the hill he promptly rain into a pig on the road.
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Ok I'll admit , I kind of did not get the yoke yesterday because I quickly gazed over the possible color explanations missing the gullible part... but then again @Ibix yes I was instead trying to make a horse joke.phinds said:
In the end the joke is on me , well well it seems the "STABLES" have turned.
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Vindication is mine!artis said:
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His head is shaped like an eye but his eyes aren't.DaveC426913 said:
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I always thought of the shape as that of a football.Ivan Seeking said:His head is shaped like an eye but his eyes aren't.
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What does a university student have in common with a wave function? Quantum mechanics can extract all of the energy from both.
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