Collection of Lame Jokes

[jack action]

A cockroach can survive a nuclear war but dies when hit with a newspaper.

See how dangerous are media.

 

[artis]

A cockroach can survive a nuclear war but dies when hit with a newspaper.

See how dangerous are media.

Paper phone books bring this threat to a whole new level.
Only one can't find them anymore...

 

[jtbell]

I just checked the TV program guide on my TiVo. The local FOX station shows the following for this afternoon:

4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event

 

[artis]

4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event

That might be golf...

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

Paper phone books bring this threat to a whole new level.
Only one can't find them anymore...

So smartphones are the real threat?

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[DennisN]

 

[jtbell]

4:30 - To Be Announced: Sports Non-Event

That might be golf...

It turned out to be a Canadian magazine show about a woman learning how to play hockey, eh.

Then a non-sports non-event: a entertainment magazine show with fast-paced clips of the doings of movie and TV stars.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

If time is money then technically an ATM is a time machine.

 

[DennisN]

Something for Psychic Forums:

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[jack action]

Who picks up guide dog poop?

 

[DennisN]

Can anyone relate to this?

 

[DennisN]

 

[DennisN]

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Cats can be quite persuasive:

 

[phinds]

 

[phinds]

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Took me a whole day to get this one

 

[DaveC426913]

Took me a whole day to get this one

 

[phinds]

 

[artis]

Speaking about Italian, this reminds me of the rather current internet meme "My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me - Giorgio"

 

[DennisN]

About Italians; there was a hilarious Italian character in the comedy movie "Spy":

 

[BillTre]

Tis the ghost dog season:

 

[BillTre]

 

[DennisN]

A programmer puts two glasses beside his bed before going to sleep: one with water and one empty.
When his wife inquires as to why, he replies: "The one with water is there in case I wake up at night thirsty."
"How about the other one?", asks the wife, still not getting the point.
"That's in case I wake up at night not feeling thirsty."

 

[sysprog]

Speaking about Italian, this reminds me of the rather current internet meme "My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody calls me - Giorgio"

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-name-is-giovanni-giorgio

Youtube: Daft Punk video (opening with Giorgio Moroder narrative) . . .