Collection of Lame Jokes

[artis]

Youtube: Daft Punk video (opening with Giorgio Moroder narrative) . . .

Yes I knew this, I am actually a bit of a fan of Daft Punk.
I could make the endless youtube comment that "I was listening to them before the meme" ... :d

 

[jack action]

 

[jtbell]

The oversupply of lawyers is really getting out of hand. One of them is suing Kellogg's for not having enough strawberries in their Strawberry Pop Tarts.

This calls for serious pop tort reform!

 

[jack action]

RIP
BOILED WATER
You will be mist.​

 

[WWGD]

Scottish family has no internet :

The McLachlan's Clan lack access to LAN.

 

[BillTre]

Description of an ad for a backwards clock I found on-line.
Numbers are counterclockwise and the hand move counterclockwise.
The ad text is reversed:

 

[DaveC426913]

Description of an ad for a backwards clock I found on-line.
Numbers are counterclockwise and the hand move counterclockwise.
The ad text is reversed:
View attachment 291260

I just saw one of these backward clocks somewhere (online). Its purpose is ostensibly to be hung on the wall opposite the front hall mirror, where you could see it reflected while getting ready to go out.

 

[jrmichler]

Clock on our living room wall. It's easier for my wife to read - she's dyslexic.

And it gets interesting attention from unsuspecting guests.

 

[jack action]

Description of an ad for a backwards clock I found on-line.
Numbers are counterclockwise and the hand move counterclockwise.
The ad text is reversed:
View attachment 291260

Thank God it still accepts an "AA" battery, even in reverse! But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?

 

[Bystander]

But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?

Or is it the complex conjugate?

 

[BillTre]

Thank God it still accepts an "AA" battery, even in reverse! But do you have to reverse the polarity, though?

If it reversed in time will the current flow backwards (Ben Franklin style)?

 

[jack action]

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

 

[jack action]

 

[artis]

Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

Yes but only if you write on it backwards.Someone should take one of those backwards clocks and a regular forward clock and tie the clock hands together and let them fight out the time, "survival of the fastest"

 

[jack action]

I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza ... I guess I should've put it on aloha temperature.

 

[WWGD]

Not intended as a joke, but:

 

[WWGD]

 

[DaveC426913]

Not intended as a joke, but:View attachment 291300

There's a Roadrunner and a huge boulder here somewhere.

 

[Keith_McClary]

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Rare photograph, 'cause usually it was a howling whiteout blizzard.

 

[WWGD]

Rare photograph, 'cause usually it was a howling whiteout blizzard.

And that is a picture of both going to school and coming back. Both ways.

 

[WWGD]

There's a Roadrunner and a huge boulder here somewhere.

No wonder those models always have angry /hostile faces.

 

[kuruman]

 

[jtbell]

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This is particularly apt, because Newton was born on Christmas Day, and 25 DEC = 31 OCT.

 

[DennisN]

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Hamiltonian]

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[fresh_42]