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Visit at the museum:
3 idiots forgot their phones at home.
Visit at the museum:
3 idiots forgot their phones at home.
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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Ian.
Ian.
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Bread is like the Sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Gas prices are now so high, it is actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
Gas prices are now so high, it is actually cheaper to buy cocaine and run everywhere.
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The TV commercials for NBC's new series "La Brea" reminded me of this classic:
Cultural reference for those who need it: La Brea Tar Pits
Cultural reference for those who need it: La Brea Tar Pits
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